It was the first time I was ever happy I lost my weed.

DJ GreenThumb

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I was at a club on Friday night.......was minding my own business when some drunk asshole about knocks me over, I look at him and say......excuse me(not in the most polite way).... He tells me to fuck off and takes a swing at me, so I basically knocked him the fuck out. Well about 30 seconds later I am being dragged out of the club by 2 bouncers directly into the handcuffs of a bicycle cop. Earlier in the night I had a few grams of bud on me and I was shitting because my hands were already cuffed and I couldn't get to it to drop it. I lucked out tho because I had already lost it some where, that would have really sucked if I HADN'T lost my weed, turns out I only spent the night in jail and it cost me $100 to bond out.
 

Kodank Moment

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That's a lose lose situation if I have ever heard one. No bud and jail...at least you lucked out. Fuck that drunk asshole. Way to put in work.
 

irieie

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you sure showed that guy by punching him and then spending the night in jail for it. the next day he must have been sore and i bet he was pissed that you spent the night in jail and he passed out in his bed. good thing your not a pussy though.
 

DJ GreenThumb

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you sure showed that guy by punching him and then spending the night in jail for it. the next day he must have been sore and i bet he was pissed that you spent the night in jail and he passed out in his bed. good thing your not a pussy though.
I guess you missed the part wear he swung at me, If I didn't hit him do you think that was going to be the last swing he took? I was just lucky he was mpaired and I wasn't, I only hit him once or twice. Last thing I am trying to do is make myself out to be a badass. I can see where you got that impression but its more that I am still a little pissed I ended up in that situation and yes your right he probably spent the night in his bed while I was in jail. What really sucks that regardless of who starts it the person that finishes it spends the night in jail.

I find it really funny how condescending people can be on the internet.....but I am sure you are a very nice person in real life eh?
 

irieie

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I guess you missed the part wear he swung at me? I was just lucky he was very impaired and I wasn't, I only hit him once or twice. Last thing I am trying to do is make myself out to be a badass.
that sucks man. and bouncers never really care about what actually happened the only care about the outcome. nothing like drunk assholes bro, i live in a big colllege town and they are never in short supply. no charges hopefully?
 

DJ GreenThumb

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that sucks man. and bouncers never really care about what actually happened the only care about the outcome. nothing like drunk assholes bro, i live in a big colllege town and they are never in short supply. no charges hopefully?
Just drunk and disorderly conduct.....even though they never gave me a breathilyzer if I wasn't going back to Montana on monday I would probably fight it. Whats worse about the bouncers is they told the cops I incited a brawl in their establishment, It was far from a brawl, lol
 
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