Yessica...
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Maybe they don't like you so everyone went away....
Do 27 "Hail Leonardo's" and then dip your ball sack in holy water and tea bag 9 priests.
All sins are forgiven, My Son....
Is Yessica... God?
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Do 27 "Hail Leonardo's" and then dip your ball sack in holy water and tea bag 9 priests.
All sins are forgiven, My Son....
Diabolical666
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Awwww you love it...what else do you have to do?
Yessica...
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@Diabolical666 - you have vagina, right?
I'm pretty sure that's all you need...
Let's rule the underworld together!!!!
I'm pretty sure that's all you need...
Let's rule the underworld together!!!!
Diabolical666
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I'm game...BITCHES UNITE!!!!
Yessica...
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Alright - we need to come up with a plan....
Hmmmm....
Ok - first, we need to get several pounds of crystal meth - the blue stuff from Heizenburg will probably be the best...
We distract 'em with out titties (I look to you here, because mine are REALLY not that distracting) and by acting like big ol lesbians....and Then....
BOOM!
"First we eat the pig and together we will Buuuuuuuuurn"
Diabolical666
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I got the boobs baby....cheese anyone?
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Yessica...
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bahahahahaha - I was trying to find a "lactose intolerance" picture, and the internets gave me THIS:
Evidently, contrary to popular belief, it's not an enzyme-defficiency that causes Lactose Intolerance...the real culprit is....WIND!
Diabolical666
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OMF!! I think you just proved Im lactose intolerant with that diagram...damn
fuckin wWIND!
fuckin wWIND!
pinkjackyle
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wheew cheeze tits for real bet they wreak out in the summer sun .
Dislexicmidget2021
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Yessie is funny,,Shes more like a Godess/Demoness ,still Id get a running start to jump off a trampolene and catapult head first up her vag and fester in there like a warm jug of milk in the sun,I mean it.
Diabolical666
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nice visualYessie is funny,,Shes more like a Godess/Demoness ,still Id get a running start to jump off a trampolene and catapult head first up her vag and fester in there like a warm jug of milk in the sun,I mean it.
Yessica...
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Yessie is funny,,Shes more like a Godess/Demoness ,still Id get a running start to jump off a trampolene and catapult head first up her vag and fester in there like a warm jug of milk in the sun,I mean it.
Diabolical666
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Thats more like what would happen lol
skunkd0c
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its always good to look at the positive
Yessica brings a little bit of the facebook experience to RIU
and some pretty cool pictures of cats too
now that sunni has gone awol
yessica can step up and become the selfie queen and perhaps the hair dressing queen too
i wonder what yessica's toilet looks like
Yessica...
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I'm afraid I don't do the bathroom/ mirror selfies anymore...
But - I do some computer selfies - if that counts?
Diddled...
Um...really weird that the bottom of the Unicorn Raper just disappears with the "comic book" diddler-effect...
What is the meaning of this Sorcery???
skunkd0c
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why does your selfie have no eyephone logo ..tut tut?
sorry yessica the above selfie is fail
i do not think you are taking this seriously
this is how it should be done sunni queen of selfies (she is not a muff diver)
1 wipe away piss droplets, close toilet seat lid
2 place brush on bathroom shelf (the relevance of this is unknown)
some have suggested its a phallic symbol
3 make sure eyephone logo is in focus
4 stare at your eyephone mindlessly giving the illusion to others that you are deeply focused on something really unique and cool
5 arrange strap of bra or undergarment so it is visible (but not in a sluttish way)
6 obtain a picture of a starfish, this will allow others to participate, making humorous anecdotes about starfishes or brown eyes etc
sorry yessica the above selfie is fail
i do not think you are taking this seriously
this is how it should be done sunni queen of selfies (she is not a muff diver)
1 wipe away piss droplets, close toilet seat lid
2 place brush on bathroom shelf (the relevance of this is unknown)
some have suggested its a phallic symbol
3 make sure eyephone logo is in focus
4 stare at your eyephone mindlessly giving the illusion to others that you are deeply focused on something really unique and cool
5 arrange strap of bra or undergarment so it is visible (but not in a sluttish way)
6 obtain a picture of a starfish, this will allow others to participate, making humorous anecdotes about starfishes or brown eyes etc
Yessica...
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YOU FIRST! hahahawhy does your selfie have no eyephone logo ..tut tut?
sorry yessica the above selfie is fail
i do not think you are taking this seriously
this is how it should be done sunni queen of selfies (she is not a muff diver)
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1 wipe away piss droplets, close toilet seat lid
2 place brush on bathroom shelf (the relevance of this is unknown)
some have suggested its a phallic symbol
3 make sure eyephone logo is in focus
4 stare at your eyephone mindlessly giving the illusion to others that you are deeply focused on something really unique and cool
5 arrange strap of bra or undergarment so it is visible (but not in a sluttish way)
6 obtain a picture of a starfish, this will allow others to participate, making humorous anecdotes about starfishes or brown eyes etc
Yessica...
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aka NEVER.
Not my thang. I always do something weird with my hands or face. Or end up twitching last min and having to do it over. Or my shaking hands are all Palsy'd out.
Either way = I have taken, literally hundreds of selfies over the years...and I will leave them where they are...to haunt the dreams of the bodies I've left behind...
skunkd0c
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what made you retire from bathroom shots ?