Dude the last line says "I'm like what the fu_k are you talking about, you've got some sweet plants though." It shouldn't have been offensive to you, or at least it wasn't intended to be. Maybe you had trouble trying to figure out what I was saying just like I'm having trouble figuring out what you were.
No I have ZERO experience texting people on cell phones, I never do that I call and talk to them. Texting to me is a pain in the ass and not worth it, no need to ever do it but I understand other people do like to do it, so no big deal. I guess there's a new texting language being formed to save on characters, ok, I'm just not in the loop or I didn't get my decoder card to translate it.
What else do you need help with, anything?
I'm really not trying to be a jerk or whatever, I just didn't get it and I've never seen anyone post on a forum like they apparently text on cell phones. The forums I'm used to -never- have talk like that in them.