Is it the norm now ? o.o

Applz

Member
Hey guys noob here and this story is not a troll story o.o




so my two friends from high school give me a call mind you i havent seen them since high school they say "u down to blaze?" i was like waaaa sick ass foo lol so i go to my friends house we start smking remizing about the old days then one of them start talking about his girl and how he loves fucking her making pornos and such i was lol'ing then he starts showing us his pornos i it was weird he had no problem with us see'ing him fuck his girl showing his dick i was like gaaah to much info lol fuck he had so many vids o.o

he talks how his girl likes anal and shows us a vid with his just messing with her pussy

then he starts talking that he had orgies and my other friend said he's done the same and also does porn video's with the girls he fucks, now here is were it gets weirder and gay, he starts talking more about his orgies saying he see's his guy friend and the guy's girl fucking and vise versa with himself and his girl i just had a wtf o.o face, he says it all with pride saying its fun and sick ass fuck then my other friend says he's going to buy a new nice camera then the other says to record him fuck his girl while he records and my other friend says it like its nothing saying "fuck it id be down and -myname- would be down too" i just say nah man and the whole time im like O.O wat ta fak. He then says he sometimes sells his porns aand how his friend wants to fuck the orgie guys girl and would be down to sell it to him i was like wat ta fak. The convo suddenly stops cause 3hours pass and i needed to go.


My question is wtf is this the norm now or are my friends just chinkie ass fuck!

Im serious this happened im just weirded out it was like a deer caught in the headlights momment and mind u we smked a bowl every 10mins...maybe i tripped cause i was high ? Idk (._.)
 

DelSlow

Well-Known Member
From my POV that sounds pretty strange. Definitely not something me and my friends would do. But since your friends have threesomes/foursomes/gloryholes it probably seems normal to them.

I like how your one friend said you were :hump:down:hump: and you were like "NO WTF!" I can just picture you sitting there (O_O) lol
 

tyler.durden

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Hey, Applz! Upload some of those videos, yo! Seriously, I've done some of that shit in my 20s: me and my best friend fucked my girlfriend a lot (didn't do anything with each other, not that it matters), and we fucked his gorgeous wife a couple of times, and a couple of times had his wife's girl friend join in for a foursome. No shit. NONE OF THIS TURNED OUT WELL AT ALL IN THE END. All those relationships were ruined, but how would that turn out any other way? Young and dumb. But, it sure was an adventure and I have some nice memories to whack off to :) I would never have video taped any of it, who would want that stuff on record? I've only told this to a handful of people, most folks I know would react exactly like you did (normally). With all the great, free internet porn, those must be some incredible movies for people to actually pay for them...

P.S. Amusing first post...
 

Metasynth

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Yeah, don't worry, that shit's not normal, dude...






Though I got nothing against freaky shit, just not sharing my lady...Or seeing my homies dicks...thats not my idea of a "good time"
 

Hepheastus420

Well-Known Member
Yeah it's normal, wanna go shoot a porno with me? Jk, I'm not into that kinda stuff but I guess it's not weird to other people.

Also why would you say you're a noob bro?
 

Applz

Member
Lol noob account 1st post ;) and thank gaud this isn't normal...it was a really...weird...the whole convo. i mean the whole time to cope with this...i said " ur comedy -guysname-"

Lol ive been lurking around mouching info. then this happened yesterday and well this is the sexuality page and thought maybe u guys could confirm my fears that my friends are freaky chinkie motha fukas D:

they invited me to paintball (._.) now i dont know...
 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member
Lol noob account 1st post ;) and thank gaud this isn't normal...it was a really...weird...the whole convo. i mean the whole time to cope with this...i said " ur comedy -guysname-"

Lol ive been lurking around mouching info. then this happened yesterday and well this is the sexuality page and thought maybe u guys could confirm my fears that my friends are freaky chinkie motha fukas D:

they invited me to paintball (._.) now i dont know...
No no, you misunderstood...they want to PAINT your balls... ;)
 

karri0n

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To Each their own. I know some folks who are into some crazy BDSM shit(one girl often reminisces about one of her guy friends and his no-shit balls to the wall TORTURE DUNGEON that he had in his basement, and how much she loved being chained up and whipped there). Either play along or let them know ur not into that shit and dont want to see/hear about it if you are that uncomfortable. Either way you will probably need to let them know you have no interest in joining in on the activities. Nothing to worry about really, unless they are gonna stop being your boys if you aren't into it, in which case they weren't really your boys anyway.
 
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