churchhaze
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2 more weeks.
Introducing my new lamp!!!
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heckler73
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Darth Vapour
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I sure hope you used the high powered modualators lenses 
Eraserhead
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Best thing about these lights...
115% efficiency.
Wait, are those Russets?
You can chop them up, fry them up, put some ketchup on them, and have some Home Fries once they wear out.This one replaces 3 DE HPS lamps and runs on potatoes.Top bin cree uv gama beta reflection. Bridglux, area 51. 98% reflective.
115% efficiency.
Wait, are those Russets?
bicit
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Sure are, much better at producing rellow wavelengths and electrolytes. It's what plants crave.
The light actually grows the potatoes which charges them. That's what allowed for the 115% efficiency. The par flux capacity of this light is much denser than any other light producing the dense nugs full of electrolytes that humans crave
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Eraserhead
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Whoa... Glad they aren't those little red potatoes. They're shitty for efficiency.
bicit
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We ultimately decided that all white potato designs were superior to red/blue potato designs. Testing indicated that green and yello potatoes were needed as well to balance it.
Eraserhead
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Dude, don't get me started on blue potatoes....
bicit
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Red/blue potatoes have been known to increase anti-oxidant production in lettuce and other cool weather crops. So I guess their not entierly pointless.
The health hazards associated with green potatoes limits their adaptation, despite being cheaper.
Darth Vapour
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People forget the purple potatoes
AquariusPanta
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O fuck, game over!
bicit
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The potato has to be able to grow to generate watts. Plus if you dunk it in vinegar you'll loose your USDA certified organic status.
heckler73
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Eh?
The potato is already grown. I'm interested in increasing its output. Adding some vinegar (or weak acid) should boost the current from the potato's chemical potential.
electrons and holes...
Perhaps drilling out some cells in the potato and filling them with vinegar will be more effective?
I'm going to have to try this later.
EDIT: and who cares about USDA status? I'm selling this technology to Zhong Guo.
I can just slap a "UDSA Area 52" sticker on it (and maybe an apple logo) and it'll be good to go
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bicit
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You want the potato to grow under it's own light in order to achieve 115% efficiency. I don't like the idea of to many chemicals in my light so I keep my grows as organic as possible. Chemicals in my body causes disease and cancer, so no thanks...