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haha that cracks me up. "i have a present for you" then Bam lmao
And it was CHRISTMAS!!! hahaha - I actually thought it was a funny buddy of mine, who I had been previously talking to about how I never received a dick pic.

Turns out, the Menace wasn't clever - just a bit of a perv. haha
 
let me just say that yessica is a cruel heartless bitch..!!!!!

I sent her a dick pic and she laughed.... I may not be the smartest dick on the block but I am and the biggest and I dont take kindly to be laughed at...

in fact I had just came from the pool when I took the photo... can i get a high 5 fella's
 
let me just say that yessica is a cruel heartless bitch..!!!!!

I sent her a dick pic and she laughed.... I may not be the smartest dick on the block but I am and the biggest and I dont take kindly to be laughed at...

in fact I had just came from the pool when I took the photo... can i get a high 5 fella's
If you had gone with Van Dyke, instead of Cheney - you would have gotten a better reaction. He's such a doll face!
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If you had gone with Van Dyke, instead of Cheney - you would have gotten a better reaction. He's such a doll face!
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I knew you were a dick slut...

Im going to beat the forehead of my dick right now..



































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I would have liked it better if he dressed it up like a zombie. BEARD on it, and I would have married him right there!
 
I think its only fair that Yessica post some beef curtains...

all these dicks on a male dominated forum is too much even for the blue oyster bar
 
does this guy have cerebral palsy or is this normal for American gangsters?


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He;s CANADIAN. Living in a town (I say town) of 100,000 people. It's not a large town...that number is higher with the university and college, and the surrounding communities. It may be a little stabbie in Thunder Bay every once in awhile...but it is NOT gangster. Not even a little...
 
He;s CANADIAN. Living in a town (I say town) of 100,000 people. It's not a large town...that number is higher with the university and college, and the surrounding communities. It may be a little stabbie in Thunder Bay every once in awhile...but it is NOT gangster. Not even a little...
so he's retarded then... judging by those hand signs that is the only logical conclusion...

if its not CP then at least muscular dystrophy
 
Oh, maybe you shouldn't have posted his new pictures @UncleBuck - I honestly was obsessed with this dude for 48 hours in 2011. He's one of the most unintentionally entertaining people I have ever come across...
 
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