Indacouch Birthday Extravaganza!!

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
My softail has only had electrical gremlins. Several times, and the kind where the bike ceases to make fun exhaust noises. I knew I was a Harley owner when I was stranded on the 99 leaving Fresno on a 110 degree day. So much for leaving early to beat the heat. Ive been partial to my vtx ever since.
Oh sweet jebus. That sounds suckingly.
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Remember the time you fired an arrow through my hand. Or the time I blind folded you and beat the ketchup out of you. Always nice to catch up with you brotha. Missed you guys and gals.
Of course I remember. I bought a new compound bow and was thinking about you a couple of months ago. I think about that beating often, usually while I masturbate. Good times.
 

Bareback

Well-Known Member
@Bareback

Just guna like my messages and not come sit on my lap? How have you been bubba?
You know I love you bro.

The battery died in my phone last night just as I sent the first message. Also I figured your lap would be crowded for a day or two. I’m ok with sloppy tenths.

I’m stoked to see you around, we’ve got some cool new members since we last talked but damn you really living the place up...... do you think you could get “ red dong “ to come back for some hot tub action.
 

Indacouch2.0

Well-Known Member
You know I love you bro.

The battery died in my phone last night just as I sent the first message. Also I figured your lap would be crowded for a day or two. I’m ok with sloppy tenths.

I’m stoked to see you around, we’ve got some cool new members since we last talked but damn you really living the place up...... do you think you could get “ red dong “ to come back for some hot tub action.
We can only hope hed be man enough to stop by. Its obvious he stays away because he took advantage of my kindness towards him. I put his hot tub trucker brothel on the map. Then there was the makeover I gave him....... free of charge I may add. Some people are just shitty like that. They use kind people like ourselves to get on top and then toss us to the side once they've made it. Thats a Russian prostitute for ya. ((Shrugg))
 
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