Indacouch Birthday Extravaganza!!

Indacouch2.0

Well-Known Member
Love you guys man. I fell off for a cool minute. If it makes you guys feel better I thought about all of you at least twice while I was away.......... well, maybe once. The second time is me just making things up to make me feel better about leaving my second family to tattoo hookers and emerse myself in the outlaw biker lifestyle. K the hooker thing was true.


I'd expect all of you to choose hookers over me. Yes the wife is good, kids are still shitheads and corona virus has increased my me time by 80 or so percent. I bought myself some motorcycles and a rowdy penis pump. I do feel like I was swindled out of some money. All the pump did was make my penis look like a pringles can with a plum on top........ totally not worth 60 bucks. Oh, I decided the general public as a whole isn't for me. Also, had to come up with a super unique new name because apparently I broke a bunch of rules and stocked some youtubers........ I know right, me!!!!! Stock people online......... ME!!!!!!!! GO AGAINST THE TOS OF ANY SITE...... sorry for the yelling. The lies just hurt.

Obvious lies
Who would believe id troll a tik tok martial artist anyways.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Love you guys man. I fell off for a cool minute. If it makes you guys feel better I thought about all of you at least twice while I was away.......... well, maybe once. The second time is me just making things up to make me feel better about leaving my second family to tattoo hookers and emerse myself in the outlaw biker lifestyle. K the hooker thing was true.


I'd expect all of you to choose hookers over me. Yes the wife is good, kids are still shitheads and corona virus has increased my me time by 80 or so percent. I bought myself some motorcycles and a rowdy penis pump. I do feel like I was swindled out of some money. All the pump did was make my penis look like a pringles can with a plum on top........ totally not worth 60 bucks. Oh, I decided the general public as a whole isn't for me. Also, had to come up with a super unique new name because apparently I broke a bunch of rules and stocked some youtubers........ I know right, me!!!!! Stock people online......... ME!!!!!!!! GO AGAINST THE TOS OF ANY SITE...... sorry for the yelling. The lies just hurt.

Obvious lies
Who would believe id troll a tik tok martial artist anyways.
Never mind the pump, any Harleys?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Indeed, 2018 soft tail slim and I picked up a few metric cruisers as well. I needed some dependability in my life ....lol
My ‘87 Low Rider kept breaking, but in the intervals (operable) that thing had that soul bullshit invoked by wearherbeaten British motorists.

My ‘03 dresser had none of the soul tells, but boy did it deliver under adverse conditions.
 

Indacouch2.0

Well-Known Member
My ‘87 Low Rider kept breaking, but in the intervals (operable) that thing had that soul bullshit invoked by wearherbeaten British motorists.

My ‘03 dresser had none of the soul tells, but boy did it deliver under adverse conditions.
I bought the harley after I had picked up my vtx1800 from a client for a steal. Ive literally only changed the oil on my vtx....... the harley has been back to the dealership tons. Not to mention the vtx out shines it in every way. Except having the privilege to wave at other harley riders. Lol
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
was lucky
I bought the harley after I had picked up my vtx1800 from a client for a steal. Ive literally only changed the oil on my vtx....... the harley has been back to the dealership tons. Not to mention the vtx out shines it in every way. Except having the privilege to wave at other harley riders. Lol
Well the good news is I was lucky with my ‘03 Fatback. I wonder how it went for the next owner.
 
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