tyler.durden
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Happy Birthday, Inda, wherever you are. Another RIU MIA. I bet tatooing dix has slowed down for you, so come on home to visit with us...
Never mind the pump, any Harleys?Love you guys man. I fell off for a cool minute. If it makes you guys feel better I thought about all of you at least twice while I was away.......... well, maybe once. The second time is me just making things up to make me feel better about leaving my second family to tattoo hookers and emerse myself in the outlaw biker lifestyle. K the hooker thing was true.
I'd expect all of you to choose hookers over me. Yes the wife is good, kids are still shitheads and corona virus has increased my me time by 80 or so percent. I bought myself some motorcycles and a rowdy penis pump. I do feel like I was swindled out of some money. All the pump did was make my penis look like a pringles can with a plum on top........ totally not worth 60 bucks. Oh, I decided the general public as a whole isn't for me. Also, had to come up with a super unique new name because apparently I broke a bunch of rules and stocked some youtubers........ I know right, me!!!!! Stock people online......... ME!!!!!!!! GO AGAINST THE TOS OF ANY SITE...... sorry for the yelling. The lies just hurt.
Obvious lies
Who would believe id troll a tik tok martial artist anyways.
Indeed, 2018 soft tail slim and I picked up a few metric cruisers as well. I needed some dependability in my life ....lolNever mind the pump, any Harleys?
My ‘87 Low Rider kept breaking, but in the intervals (operable) that thing had that soul bullshit invoked by wearherbeaten British motorists.Indeed, 2018 soft tail slim and I picked up a few metric cruisers as well. I needed some dependability in my life ....lol
I bought the harley after I had picked up my vtx1800 from a client for a steal. Ive literally only changed the oil on my vtx....... the harley has been back to the dealership tons. Not to mention the vtx out shines it in every way. Except having the privilege to wave at other harley riders. LolMy ‘87 Low Rider kept breaking, but in the intervals (operable) that thing had that soul bullshit invoked by wearherbeaten British motorists.
My ‘03 dresser had none of the soul tells, but boy did it deliver under adverse conditions.
Well the good news is I was lucky with my ‘03 Fatback. I wonder how it went for the next owner.was lucky
I bought the harley after I had picked up my vtx1800 from a client for a steal. Ive literally only changed the oil on my vtx....... the harley has been back to the dealership tons. Not to mention the vtx out shines it in every way. Except having the privilege to wave at other harley riders. Lol
If it leaked oil its probably fineWell the good news is I was lucky with my ‘03 Fatback. I wonder how it went for the next owner.
That 03 never leaked a drop. It was pecial.If it leaked oil its probably fine
Joking aside, I have buddies with Harleys that give them.problems to.
Se what I did there Bear
My softail has only had electrical gremlins. Several times, and the kind where the bike ceases to make fun exhaust noises. I knew I was a Harley owner when I was stranded on the 99 leaving Fresno on a 110 degree day. So much for leaving early to beat the heat. Ive been partial to my vtx ever since.That 03 never leaked a drop. It was pecial.