improving the flavorand buzz of whatever strain

Clankie

Clankie

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Capt. Stickyfingers said:
Nice one hazey

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Oh.....my.....god. I missed that, and I wish you hadn't showed me that. The stems....the nutrient damage.......the sadness..... If someone showed me that plant in person, I would backhand them and put it out of its misery. I've seen some bad grows in my time.....but never.... if that was heat damage, it put the poor thing out of its misery. What does he feed his plants, Brawndo?
 
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209doosher

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wow.. Im definitely switching back to halide for flowering, Im sick of fat, juicy, sticky buds..

Congrats on the most pathetic thing Ive ever seen on this site!
It is not hard to grow good weed. You're a fucking idiot
 
stoned cockatoo

stoned cockatoo

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Clankie said:
Caution: calling into question my knowledge about plants will result in tl;dr posts.

First off, I actually have taken a couple classes in horticulture and a couple classes in botany ata fairly well acclaimed school for the subjects. Secondly, if you read my post, you would have read that I use, and highly recommend using, supplemental lighting. Since you apparently do not understand what supplemental means, it means I use lighting in addition to my big daddy HPS to create a natural spectrum of light. Since you are linking to all these articles about natural light, I would expect you to realize that while the early season light is heavy in blues and yellows, the autumnal (or harvest) sun takes on more red and orange tones. The reason equatorial sativas may perform 'better' (subjectively) under Metal Halides is that there is substantially less spectrum differentiation in the equatorial regions as opposed to the subtropics. However, it is important to note that DJ Short (not DJ Shorts, as your hilarious post would indicate you think his name is) says that the best way to grow these sativas is in a gymnasium, with 5000W MH lights. This is simply not practical for most growers. What is practical for most growers is to use an HPS and a MH if they can handle the amps and heat, or to use an HPS and some bluer spectrum T5s, and maybe a UV spectrum lamp for short periods. Which leads me to my next point.

I am not arguing here really to prove a point, I am arguing because I love this plant. I love the medicinal effects, I love the beauty of the flowers and the symmetrical wonder of the leaves, and the evolutionary perfection that is its plant biology. In particular, I love sativas. They are kind of my thing. Before this whole medicinal thing I grew them exclusively, for years. So to see you post your pictures of mutilated, mistreated, abused plants, well, it sickens me. The fact that you would harvest them weeks or months early instead of pursuing odor control measures is offensive to the very nature of my being. If they were pets, animal control would take them away from you and the cops would throw your ass in jail for animal abuse. It would be one thing if you came in here begging and pleading for help and advice after treating your poor plants so dreadfully.

However, this is not the case. You post in every thread about the same misguided, repetitive, and frequently dangerously incorrect garbage; and you insult everyone with a different opinion. Not only should you not be growing, cannabis should have a restraining order against you. The only drug law the United States should have is one to prevent you from growing or talking about growing cannabis. The fact that you treat your plants so badly, flowering sativas in plastic cups and supposedly under HID lights, and then harvest them less than halfway through their natural grow cycle, completely invalidates any and all opinions you might have on taste, smell, potency, etc. I'd rather smoke mexican ditchweed than your mutilated babies.

You rant about afghanis and indicas almost nonstop, yet it is CBD and CBN, found in the largest quantities in these plants, that have the most valuable medicinal effects. For instance, did you know that CBD has been proven in multiple universities to slow and in some cases even stop cancer cell growth? Yet I have read you openly calling for the murder of people who grow the strains heaviest in these miraculous chemicals. Which, by the way, is pretty hypocritical behavior for someone who won't grow some of the best strains on the market due to violent nomenclature. So, in short, you are a plant-abusing, misinformed, bloviating, hypocritical, asshat. A liar and a fraud. And, as much as I might like to just let this one slide, I think it is important for other people to see just what kind of a jackass you are.
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what an epic fucking post haha
 
Capt. Stickyfingers

Capt. Stickyfingers

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This whole thread is a joke, first Hazey now a spammer. lol Stop giving advice hazey. Would you take advice from someone that has plants that look like yours?
 
Bigtacofarmer

Bigtacofarmer

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I was gonna say something witty but.... shit...... I mean really its getting pretty funny here. Lets all throw down a dollar, buy hazey a simple grow guide and a 3 month supply of shade leaves and immature buds. Make that 5 or 6 month, he likes that long flowering stuff (don't we all). His advice pisses me off again and again but he certainly is bull headed. Plus he can quote all sort of stuff from the same books I have read all along, so sooner or later he should realize hes smoking seedling growing in dixie cups. A few even look healthy (not a compliment). In about ten years Hazey just me have the "shit". He should listen to people here and stop pretend he knows anything, at least for a while.

I've seen a really nice garden of clone in 20 oz cups, pain in the ass to tend to but still got his yeild. Jorge recommend one gallon of soil for every foot of plant growth. And don't flower until plant are in full vegetive mode, not seedings.
 
hazey grapes

hazey grapes

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str8sativa said:
whoa man why you hating on the towel heads? just cause there Muslims? not cool man so you dont like LA confidential
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huh? what? where have i ever said ANYTHING about muslims here? sure, i call afghani afghanicrap all the time, but it has nothing to do with people other than those that keep perpetuating said crap and refuse to offer anything else despite what at least 20% of us DEMAND and 55% prefer overall.

if anything, i have problems with my OWN social climbing piece of crap culture that spawns the likes of trolls that clump with butt buddies like so many dingleberries. not every muslim has a freakin' bomb strapped to their chest. heck, i never knew it, but in some interfaith organizations, jews and muslims get along just fine outside areas of conflict.

sadly, AMERICAN culture LOVES to fight and seek power over others. i'll never be impressed with that crap and will fight it to my last breath. the difference between trolls and me is that i'm the only one that's nice to those that are nice where everyone else tries to screw them over. i'll stand up for a homeless person before i will any greedy self centered piece of crap and i DO take secret delight in pissing that type off once it rears it's fugly fidiot head.

that's another reason i piss weak minded individuals off, i "dare" to question the status quo and do "the unknown" that scares them to death, oh, like talk to people from ANY culture like a human being until they prove they too are an ahole. i don't have problems with other cultures and in fact know a couple things in arabic as well as dozens of other languages. i like learning about other cultures. i used to live a few doors down from an arabic family. they were always nice, and UNLIKE the little blonde bastard that broke into my room, THEIR kids were honest enough to tell me who did it. they had more honor than my honky neighbors.

why are people here always trying to put words in my mouth to flat out lie?

oh to have ALL of you instigators in a room at the same time.
 
hazey grapes

hazey grapes

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Shivaskunk said:
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Damn here i am using a sodium on a sativa....wish my plant was as yellow as his...oh well soon
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what? you mean like all those "yellow" C99s, an LSD and a haze x skunk? smartass? look at all those spectrums of color! once i get the red out, i should be getting back to those grape flavors that SHOULD have been in SCH X C99 when both strains were grapey right there, in those 2 gals under that light. the original SCH is in there. somewhere, seriously stunted because it had a kink in it's roots just below the soil, but i assure you, it tasted like straight up grape juice! yum! i wouldn't have this handle were it not for refusing to go with the flow. that lemon skunk i was impressed with was just starting out along with the yucky tasting onyx UFO diesel (a sin against nature in my book) that had an awesome high and a couple others. i think one was an uninteresting white strain.

by get the red out, i mean using THIS bulb BTW before i get misquoted on that too. i don't even like looking at that fugly orange in a pic. those new luminaire 2.0 hoods are MUCH NICER all around though. i'm also don'e with mylar and will spray my lights' reflectors with high temp flat white if i can find it as well as use flat white reflective walls for that more even coverage and never getting hot spot burns again. look at how much brighter looking the white poster board a yard or more from the light looks than the mylar all the way at the top right up against the reflector (!!!) getting wasted by being too directional. there's just one little bright hot spot hitting the camera.
 

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Capt. Stickyfingers

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You're the one that is absolutely terrible at growing, but yet you log on to a grow site and give advice. You are the instigator, and you deserve any shit thrown at you. Until you can finish growing a plant all the way through budding, and keep it green, you need to shut the fuck up.
 
Cobnobuler

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Keep it coming Hazey, some of us enjoy your......."flair" HEY, I wanted to ask you on another thread. Have you ever tried Sannies Sugarpunch? If not, you should have a look. Its a lovely Sativa I know you would be into.
 
Capt. Stickyfingers

Capt. Stickyfingers

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You can talk about potency, tastes, and smells, but IT DON'T MATTER when it comes from you. Your views on how potent stuff is or how it tastes is baloney. Because you can't grow for shit, I guarantee that you aren't getting proper smells, tastes, or highs anyway. You might as well be a 14 year old that has only grown a couple schwag seedlings in his closet, trying to do smoke reports on here. You a fucking joke hazey. All that effort you put into typing that bullshit is amazing. If you added up all time you've spent typing shit that no one cares about, how many months have you wasted? Just to make yourself look like an ass. Jacks cleaner this columian gold that, visuals, afghanicrap, bla bla bla bla bla.
 
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althor

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You are a joke. You are not a grower nor are you a real smoker. You are getting placebo affects from smoking immature leaf.
When you actually get "high" you freak out and blame your "dealer" for giving you something that actually gives a MJ effect.
You are the biggest idiot on the web and that is saying something.
 
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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not pms, best guess is Bipolar coupled with childhood trauma of "Cash croppers" killing his family and friends. .... actually, that sounds like a fucking hilarious movie!
 
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