skriptsFORdaze
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my buddy was head of security for the Ventura Theater. Used to get backstage whenever. to any show, it was funny. went backstage to some pretty creepy emo shit. BUT that's not the point.
Went to see KMK. Got back stage. Dude didn't know my homie so he had to stay out. HAHAha he was Fkn pissed.
So, im back stage for like the last 2 songs. 3 if u count the encore. They finish the set. Come backstage. Munchies is runnin around with his video camera. I'm talkin to Pakelika, smokin a blunt, (that Mofo is tallll, and goofy lookin under that mask), then he starts hollerin at this chubby ass asian chick. She straight turned around and walked away. Not a single word. Pak hands me the blunt and goes "she was a ugly bitch anyways. but i like that fat ass." HA! he wandered away somewhere.
In the main room backstage. which is actually upstairs attic type o thing, i kinda wander in. Lou dog bumps into me and goes "hey man. come help me out" ,, "um ,, ok" ,,,, we go downstairs and i helped him disassemble his drum set and take it to a van. We were just u know chit chattin n shit , i told him how i got backstage n what not. he grabbed his poster from the merch booth on the way back in (the one of him when he got his new green drumset. which by the way is WAYYY bad ass when ur standing right next to it) and signs it. "here you go bro" ,, "right on man" ..
back upstairs. lou dog introduces me around ("skripts" is what i'm known as. i got neighbors who dont know my name. haha) daddy X is bein loud kickin up dust. d-locs just chilling lookin like hes gonna pass out (this is back when he was skinny, wearin a backpack, dressed like a stoner) . richter got a lap full of girls. munchies started choppin it up with taxman about some fight
d-loc got up and i was like "um (hella nervous. dont know why) hey bro how u doin, dloc?" ,, "naw man call me dustin" **gave me a hug** that shit threw me off guard
... "werd, hey dustin u wanna pack this bowl, it's all i got left? I gave the blunts to my homie cuz he's gotta wait in the car" This dude just FKN LAUGHED at me. I was like awww man. How embarassing.
D-loc goes,, "naw man, keep that. wanna hit some of this?" and busts out a HUGE ass nug. I was like OHHH SHIT hell ya. and everyone got down on a BIG ASS session. Good times. Couple pipes , a bong, a few blunts, joints. like... one smokable object to every person. being passed around in no organized fashion whatsoever
Some girls were gettin all restless so they decided to leave. I seen the set-list that they tape to the stage so they dont forget the order of the songs, and was like "Yo can i get that?" ,,, richter was like "hell ya bro... here man,,, shit.. ummm.. (lookin around)" there was like, i dunno, at least an 8th of shake from all the blunts n what not being rolled n packed chillin on about 24" by 18" of posterboard.. he goes "put your hands out man" and he pours it into my hand... looks around and shrugs his shoulders. some one was like "what u lookin for man?" he's like "somethin to put this bud in" ,,,, "Fk it,, just put it in your pocket" .... i had no idea he was talkin to me... so he said it again. but this time i was lookin at him
i was like "oh shit man, thanx" and put that ish into my pocket... i didnt even notice the weed. i was talkin about the set list.. so i asked him , ,"um i kinda wanted that, is that cool?" and pointed at it. everyone started busting up and lou dog picked it up and signed it and passed it around... everyone signed it. got my ticket signed by just KMK. loudog d-loc, richter n bobby b, and we all mob it out the back...
there was a FLOCK of girls. crazy girls too,,, they kept takin their picture with me n sht like that. i was like um.. im not in the band... aww fk it. so i was "in the kottonmouth kings" for like 5 minutes. Blew my mind. i was a hardcore stoner/ fan back then then i seen my buddy chillin. lookin all sad with his fat filipino ass. hahaha i tell d-loc "yo that's my homie, he couldnt get backstage" ,,d-loc walks up to him and says "u better pocket check your boy over there, later skripts" and on the bus they went.
GOOD TIMES MAN. turns out.. im on the 2nd dvd,,i think its the second one? havent watched em in years. but i still got the first 3.
On the dvd: Pakelika hands me my ticket back. it sucks cuz u can only tell its me if you know me cuz of the way i'm wearin my beanie. u can see me from like the eyes up as munchies pans the camera past me. but pak is def handing me back my sharpie and the ticket, you can see that clearly. and its Definitely the ventura theater backstage area,, which convinced a bunch of non-believing-hater buddy's of mine.
so ya thats the story of the first time i chilled and smoked out with the kottonmouth kings.
theres other times.,, but that story went kinda long... i'm on xanax. but i wanna mention a quick thing about another time... backstage, same venue, pre show this time and lou dog actually said "hey man, nice to see u again" and HE got me backstage
,, dloc asked me what "fedated" on my sweatshirt meant.,,, "aw man that's my shit right there. i make sweaters tshirts shit i even made a pair of socks for some chick... fedated, man, you know, when your so faded you're sedated" ,, he started crackin the fk up.. "thats fkn cool man" during the set in between songs (i'm off to the side of the stage) d-loc says all loud outta nowhere "i wanna be FEDATED" ,, i was like NOOO FKN WAY. and he like motions me to come on stage.. turns me around (cuz it was printed on the bottom back of the hoody) and points at that shit. and everyone starts cheerin n shit... not cuz of me but cuz d-loc pretty much told em too hahaha. but ya...
later we traded hoodies.. srh for fedated. that was back when srh was "stoner's reaking havoc" now i hear its something like "support radical habits" cuz they put it in no fear stores or somethin.. i dunno. i still have that hoodie too. i wonder if he has mine
what i learned: the kottonmouth kings are very fkn cool. friendly, approachable.. not stuck up pricks like other artists out there **coughcoughJAYZcoughcough** (different story different venue) and do NOT offer them weed. they get offended. i thought it was just the first time cuz i only had like a .3 . .... NAWW. they're the kottonmouth kings, they dont need your weed.
and if you go to amsterdam, go to the blue dolphin or the bulldog cafes and say the kottonmouth kings sent you, you will get a free joint.. at least i did in 2001.
peace and fist pound. hope that impressed you,, a lil gift for my still-tokin' lady friend would be hella cool man.
my buddy was head of security for the Ventura Theater. Used to get backstage whenever. to any show, it was funny. went backstage to some pretty creepy emo shit. BUT that's not the point.
Went to see KMK. Got back stage. Dude didn't know my homie so he had to stay out. HAHAha he was Fkn pissed.
So, im back stage for like the last 2 songs. 3 if u count the encore. They finish the set. Come backstage. Munchies is runnin around with his video camera. I'm talkin to Pakelika, smokin a blunt, (that Mofo is tallll, and goofy lookin under that mask), then he starts hollerin at this chubby ass asian chick. She straight turned around and walked away. Not a single word. Pak hands me the blunt and goes "she was a ugly bitch anyways. but i like that fat ass." HA! he wandered away somewhere.
In the main room backstage. which is actually upstairs attic type o thing, i kinda wander in. Lou dog bumps into me and goes "hey man. come help me out" ,, "um ,, ok" ,,,, we go downstairs and i helped him disassemble his drum set and take it to a van. We were just u know chit chattin n shit , i told him how i got backstage n what not. he grabbed his poster from the merch booth on the way back in (the one of him when he got his new green drumset. which by the way is WAYYY bad ass when ur standing right next to it) and signs it. "here you go bro" ,, "right on man" ..
back upstairs. lou dog introduces me around ("skripts" is what i'm known as. i got neighbors who dont know my name. haha) daddy X is bein loud kickin up dust. d-locs just chilling lookin like hes gonna pass out (this is back when he was skinny, wearin a backpack, dressed like a stoner) . richter got a lap full of girls. munchies started choppin it up with taxman about some fight
d-loc got up and i was like "um (hella nervous. dont know why) hey bro how u doin, dloc?" ,, "naw man call me dustin" **gave me a hug** that shit threw me off guard
... "werd, hey dustin u wanna pack this bowl, it's all i got left? I gave the blunts to my homie cuz he's gotta wait in the car" This dude just FKN LAUGHED at me. I was like awww man. How embarassing.
D-loc goes,, "naw man, keep that. wanna hit some of this?" and busts out a HUGE ass nug. I was like OHHH SHIT hell ya. and everyone got down on a BIG ASS session. Good times. Couple pipes , a bong, a few blunts, joints. like... one smokable object to every person. being passed around in no organized fashion whatsoever
Some girls were gettin all restless so they decided to leave. I seen the set-list that they tape to the stage so they dont forget the order of the songs, and was like "Yo can i get that?" ,,, richter was like "hell ya bro... here man,,, shit.. ummm.. (lookin around)" there was like, i dunno, at least an 8th of shake from all the blunts n what not being rolled n packed chillin on about 24" by 18" of posterboard.. he goes "put your hands out man" and he pours it into my hand... looks around and shrugs his shoulders. some one was like "what u lookin for man?" he's like "somethin to put this bud in" ,,,, "Fk it,, just put it in your pocket" .... i had no idea he was talkin to me... so he said it again. but this time i was lookin at him
i was like "oh shit man, thanx" and put that ish into my pocket... i didnt even notice the weed. i was talkin about the set list.. so i asked him , ,"um i kinda wanted that, is that cool?" and pointed at it. everyone started busting up and lou dog picked it up and signed it and passed it around... everyone signed it. got my ticket signed by just KMK. loudog d-loc, richter n bobby b, and we all mob it out the back...
there was a FLOCK of girls. crazy girls too,,, they kept takin their picture with me n sht like that. i was like um.. im not in the band... aww fk it. so i was "in the kottonmouth kings" for like 5 minutes. Blew my mind. i was a hardcore stoner/ fan back then then i seen my buddy chillin. lookin all sad with his fat filipino ass. hahaha i tell d-loc "yo that's my homie, he couldnt get backstage" ,,d-loc walks up to him and says "u better pocket check your boy over there, later skripts" and on the bus they went.
GOOD TIMES MAN. turns out.. im on the 2nd dvd,,i think its the second one? havent watched em in years. but i still got the first 3.
On the dvd: Pakelika hands me my ticket back. it sucks cuz u can only tell its me if you know me cuz of the way i'm wearin my beanie. u can see me from like the eyes up as munchies pans the camera past me. but pak is def handing me back my sharpie and the ticket, you can see that clearly. and its Definitely the ventura theater backstage area,, which convinced a bunch of non-believing-hater buddy's of mine.
so ya thats the story of the first time i chilled and smoked out with the kottonmouth kings.
theres other times.,, but that story went kinda long... i'm on xanax. but i wanna mention a quick thing about another time... backstage, same venue, pre show this time and lou dog actually said "hey man, nice to see u again" and HE got me backstage
,, dloc asked me what "fedated" on my sweatshirt meant.,,, "aw man that's my shit right there. i make sweaters tshirts shit i even made a pair of socks for some chick... fedated, man, you know, when your so faded you're sedated" ,, he started crackin the fk up.. "thats fkn cool man" during the set in between songs (i'm off to the side of the stage) d-loc says all loud outta nowhere "i wanna be FEDATED" ,, i was like NOOO FKN WAY. and he like motions me to come on stage.. turns me around (cuz it was printed on the bottom back of the hoody) and points at that shit. and everyone starts cheerin n shit... not cuz of me but cuz d-loc pretty much told em too hahaha. but ya...
later we traded hoodies.. srh for fedated. that was back when srh was "stoner's reaking havoc" now i hear its something like "support radical habits" cuz they put it in no fear stores or somethin.. i dunno. i still have that hoodie too. i wonder if he has mine
what i learned: the kottonmouth kings are very fkn cool. friendly, approachable.. not stuck up pricks like other artists out there **coughcoughJAYZcoughcough** (different story different venue) and do NOT offer them weed. they get offended. i thought it was just the first time cuz i only had like a .3 . .... NAWW. they're the kottonmouth kings, they dont need your weed.
and if you go to amsterdam, go to the blue dolphin or the bulldog cafes and say the kottonmouth kings sent you, you will get a free joint.. at least i did in 2001.
peace and fist pound. hope that impressed you,, a lil gift for my still-tokin' lady friend would be hella cool man.
Hey, quit improving my jokes!!!