Da Almighty Jew
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Wait a sec, i thought you were black?
I'm Racist
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I know black people that despise africans are they racist?
A few even say we should declare genocide on them.
ganjames
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he is, he's a black man named maurice. he's too stubborn to admit it.
UncleBuck
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i am the whitest nerd you ever saw. but i simply despise racism and love making sport of internet racists.
dammit, you got me.
disregard my prior lies.
UncleBuck
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those few are the extreme faction, they exist in every walk of life, every color, every class.
as far as the blacks that despise africans, ask them.
i have never bought weed from a black guy in the park, but not because they were black. it was because they always wanted the money and would ten go to their friend and come back. without fail, every last one.
discrimination and prejudice/bigotry/bias/racism are all very different things.
If I was Ron Paul, I would fuck the shit out of that turtle.
I'm not racist. I hate everybody equally.
Harrekin
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Don't mean to be a dick...but a Daddy Long Legs isn't a spider,it has 6 legs (insect) and is called a Horse Fly 
On that note tho I want to point out that I FUCKING HATE HORSES!
Theyre stupid cunts, with their smug faces... Anyone who agrees visit http://www.ifuckinghatehorses.com
On that note tho I want to point out that I FUCKING HATE HORSES!
Theyre stupid cunts, with their smug faces... Anyone who agrees visit http://www.ifuckinghatehorses.com
Harrekin
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So y'all need to hide your kids,hide your wife,hide your kids,hide your wife...and hide your husband cos they raping everybody out there...
stumpjumper
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Fuck spiders... Actually daddy-long-legs are not an arachnid, not the ones everyone doesn't seem to mind. Go figure...
But the real daddy-long-legs that live in your basement, that spin big ass webs and look kind of like a daddy long leg but nastier, yeah, fuck those too.
But the real daddy-long-legs that live in your basement, that spin big ass webs and look kind of like a daddy long leg but nastier, yeah, fuck those too.
CR500ROOST
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daddy long legs teeth are to small to even bite you.
cannabineer
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Back east, daddy longlegs referred to a genus of harvestman, a whipscorpion (related to true spiders but in a separate order).
Out west, daddy longlegs are true spiders of the family Pholcidae. They are pretty where the eastern variety are creepy imo.
I've never heard of crane flies being called daddy longlegs until now. Live and learn. cn
ps: The story that daddy longlegs spiders are very venomous is an urban myth. It turns out that when their bite does succeed in breaking human skin, the envenomation is less eventful than a bee sting.
Out west, daddy longlegs are true spiders of the family Pholcidae. They are pretty where the eastern variety are creepy imo.
I've never heard of crane flies being called daddy longlegs until now. Live and learn. cn
ps: The story that daddy longlegs spiders are very venomous is an urban myth. It turns out that when their bite does succeed in breaking human skin, the envenomation is less eventful than a bee sting.
sso
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most spiders are perfectly harmless. (and even if they arent, you are only at risk if you are of very poor health or very young (infant)(or get bitten by a shitload of spiders, rarely happens, spiders eat spiders in most cases)
plus they are afraid of us (duh) and only bite if threatened. (they would rather not bite, they only have a limited amount of venom and biting us is rather pointless and deadly to them)
(spiders are pretty smart. there is a spider thats actually considered sentient, has 200 different techniques for hunting and is always inventing new one´s)
(some people think a great big spider wove the world into existence)
plus they are afraid of us (duh) and only bite if threatened. (they would rather not bite, they only have a limited amount of venom and biting us is rather pointless and deadly to them)
(spiders are pretty smart. there is a spider thats actually considered sentient, has 200 different techniques for hunting and is always inventing new one´s)
(some people think a great big spider wove the world into existence
)xKuroiTaimax
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I swear I want to rep you for something every day.
"You must spread some reputation around befo-" BOLLOCKS
cannabineer
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potpimp
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Me too xKuroiTaimax; he comes up with the darn coolest stuff.
xKuroiTaimax
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I feel warm and fluffy with you awesome guys :3
Cannabineer... *tackles you and licks* *wagwagwag*
Potpimp, he truly is amazing. Really amazing. He should be the supreme ruler of RIU.
To me, 'daddy longlegs' has always meant Pholcidae/cellar spider. Other people around here use it applied to crane flies, but that really annoys me because those same people are often under the impression that crane flies are spiders, too. I love crane flies, but I'm terrified of spiders, I was one of the few people to hang around long enough to watch the things and see they were flying, not dangling erratically in some giant oscillating web.
Cannabineer... *tackles you and licks* *wagwagwag*
Potpimp, he truly is amazing. Really amazing. He should be the supreme ruler of RIU.
To me, 'daddy longlegs' has always meant Pholcidae/cellar spider. Other people around here use it applied to crane flies, but that really annoys me because those same people are often under the impression that crane flies are spiders, too. I love crane flies, but I'm terrified of spiders, I was one of the few people to hang around long enough to watch the things and see they were flying, not dangling erratically in some giant oscillating web.
welby
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Saw this spawn of Satan in my barn last week. I normally just ignore them if they're off in Spiderland, being corners and dungeonous areas where people do not frequent. But when they unwittingly meander into, or aggressively attempt to overtake, the Human world, well, I kill them with whatever implement of death I have handy. This one met it's end via spray-foam insulation and a 2" diameter copper pipe.
smokey mcsmokester
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When I was a kid I would pull all of the legs off of daddy long legs....what a cruel little bastard I was....lol.... I remember they had a real funny smell to them...Then I called them daddy no legs...lol...