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Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
seamaiden i diddnt know you cooked spanish, i love Puerto Rican food i just had sopa de pollio (chicken soup) as a hang over medicine it clears a hangover in no time and makes you feel like a new man. there are lots of puerto Rican restaurants one town over from me so its a regular lunch thing for me. i unfortunately dont speak spanish too well so i never know what i get it all tastes so good anyway that i dont care if it is Ox Tail or tripe the spices make everything melt in your mouth. let me know if you post anymore recipes my wife likes to try to make new stuff for dinner
Puerto Rican on my mother's side, with very strong Spanish and Italian influences. :D

My grandmother actually wrote a cookbook, Cocinando en San German.

Here's another one, super easy (fuck! we don't have Puerto Rican restaurants in California, yet I know there are Puerto Ricans here.. and I am almost out of Sazon, con achiote y oregano, sin pimiento).

Platanos maduros (ripe plantains)

2-3 large, ripe plantains
Cooking oil

Cut up the peeled plantains into thick diagonal slices. Put 'em in a skillet with enough oil so they don't stick (I don't use as much oil as my great-aunt or mi abuela), maybe 1/4", no more than 1/2". Cook them long time on low, til lovely golden brown. Eat 'em with arroz con pollo, or habichuelas, or bistec con sebolla... I'll get fat on platanos maduros.

If they're not ripe, then make tostones. Peel 'em, chunk 'em (1"-2" thick), fry once a bit, smash, fry again. Salt or sugar, or the Puerto Rican way when you're in Plaza Las Americas--garlic mayo for dipping.

And then we have empanadillas, but I'll wait to put up that one.
 

overfiend

HeavyMetalHippie
mmmmmmmmm!!!!!! i love plantains some places around here make them flattened and a little crisp those are good then other places make them like you explained fried golden brown they taste more like a banana that way but way better. there are literaly dozens of spanish markets in central falls
 

overfiend

HeavyMetalHippie
one of my good buddies is spanish and last summer they had a pig roast that was out of this world. they cooked the pig weird i thought in a hole in the ground. the meat literally fell apart best pig i've ever had
 

Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
Oh! You had to fucking hit me with the lechon. God damn you. It's not weird, it's the way to do it (the pig). Jesus... that egg salad just doesn't do it, not when you've got me thinkin' on un lechon!

If I hit Sacramento I can find Mexican markets up the wazoo. But anything east of Mexico, forget about it.
 

Zee25

Active Member
I'm dry too n boi does it suck..it's that fukin time o'year that the piggies get fidgity n decide they're gunna be in charge of the slaughtering for a change. 20 raids (on the big boys) in 30 mile radius in 2 months :( gits.. makes the twatty dealers hike up prices cus theyre the only dudes with some..if at all...never mind in a few months my plant'll be harvested and as i'm going to keep on growing i shall be sorted for life :joint: n no more paying £20 for a shitty 1/8th cus that's all i can get. It's gunna be SWEET!

Jar big boobs r painful on ur shoulders n back, i'm a shortie too 5'3ish and always had big boobs despite being generally average sized. I like having big boobs i just wish they were a cup size or two smaller so theyre lighter n dont hurt so much especially when im in training. (i do karate n compete frequently) on the plus side..My fiance loves em..she can't get enough :)
 

towelie...

Well-Known Member
Jar big boobs r painful on ur shoulders n back, i'm a shortie too 5'3ish and always had big boobs despite being generally average sized. I like having big boobs i just wish they were a cup size or two smaller so theyre lighter n dont hurt so much especially when im in training. (i do karate n compete frequently) on the plus side..My fiance loves em..she can't get enough :)
did i understand this correctly that your a hot lesbian with big tits? :hump::mrgreen::mrgreen:
 

Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
I'm dry too n boi does it suck..it's that fukin time o'year that the piggies get fidgity n decide they're gunna be in charge of the slaughtering for a change. 20 raids (on the big boys) in 30 mile radius in 2 months :( gits.. makes the twatty dealers hike up prices cus theyre the only dudes with some..if at all...never mind in a few months my plant'll be harvested and as i'm going to keep on growing i shall be sorted for life :joint: n no more paying £20 for a shitty 1/8th cus that's all i can get. It's gunna be SWEET!

Jar big boobs r painful on ur shoulders n back, i'm a shortie too 5'3ish and always had big boobs despite being generally average sized. I like having big boobs i just wish they were a cup size or two smaller so theyre lighter n dont hurt so much especially when im in training. (i do karate n compete frequently) on the plus side..My fiance loves em..she can't get enough :)
Here I am all ready to like totally grok the big boob and being short thing with you and... OOOHHH!!! Ok. Sheesh. Thing is, if they're a cup size or two smaller, then they aren't that big anymore, are they? Mine just fucking get in the way now. Also, you know that thing when people don't look you in the eye? Even women do that to me, and THAT pisses me off. Honey, I have a face, a mouth and a brain, and NONE of them are below my neck. :evil:
 

Trey

Active Member
just got a quarter of mids and smoked probly one of my best joints and im very willing 2 share
 
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