I'm a stoner! I need to pass a drug test!

Oh yes, that time again! got a new job... need to pass a drug test. I smoke every day. I've used detox drinks in the past and always passed... but I think I smoke way more now then I did then...

I live in the bay area, so we're pretty lax with the dank scene... so it might not even be a big deal if I come up positive for THC but obviously it's not a good idea to fall back on that idea

Any help????
I didn't find too much useful solid info in bast threads...

Stop smoking maybe???

Drink some clensing drinks, or drinks with alot of Niacin

that should help you, how long till the test? with 5 days or so you can clear your system with high amounts of niacin

There is nothing that will clear your system in 5 days, it takes about 30 days for it to clear your system, thc is fat soluble so its stored in your fat, all drinks or anything else does is dilute it, but a lot of places look for that too. Ive found the best method is to get a friends that doesnt smoke, put in a small squirtable container taped to the inside of your leg. That way you dont have to stress while your waiting for that call hoping that drink worked, and if you dont have a clean friend there is a site advertised in high times that will overnight you clean samples(real samples not the fake stuff)they also have a container and strap for your leg. Good luck

Well drug tests around here check for 50ng in your system, and you can get to under 50ng in 5 days.

There is nothing that will clear your system in 5 days, it takes about 30 days for it to clear your system,

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This is only true if you smoke 24/7. I was on probation for a year and a half and still smoked. If your a fat slob, yea, that doesn't help either. If you workout and eat right you should have no problems.

before I started my own business I had to contend with this, in my area they send you into a restroom alone to drop your sample as long as it is within an acceptable temperature range no red flags, you can purchase synthetic urine online and in smoke shops in my local area, I worked onthe executive level, this stuff never failed me keep it warm with one of those hand warmenr you get in the sporting goods department.... good luck

detox are good go to a health food store they have stuff there that will help or energy drinks work

GrnMan said:

This is only true if you smoke 24/7. I was on probation for a year and a half and still smoked. If your a fat slob, yea, that doesn't help either. If you workout and eat right you should have no problems.

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working out and detox, burn the fat with the thc, and detox the rest out. i have read that athletes have a musch easier time cleaning their systems, because of lower fat count and all the exercise.

my friend also found some pill or something at the local head shop, but i remember what its called. i think they said it worked.

I had this same shit just not for a job, but anyways how far away is your test? And how fast is your metabolism? My body happens to clean out very fast, I smoked everyday and my body came up clean after a lil under 2 weeks. My advice is to stay clean and drink tons of water or other liquids. Piss alot, too.

I smoked 3 days before a drug test and passed by drinking like 3 bottles of water before it. Postpone the test to if possible.