MixedMelodyMindBender
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I'd probably reside in a bag of skittles nestled in a warm vagina, while owning a twinkie factory.,....i think, ya that sounds about right 
If you were God what would you do?
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RainbowBrite86
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You want to live in a vagina big enough to hold a bag of skittles? That's...a big pussy lol.I'd probably reside in a bag of skittles nestled in a warm vagina, while owning a twinkie factory.,....i think, ya that sounds about right
MixedMelodyMindBender
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Really....Theres videos of 90lbs gurls on the net taking baseball bats.....Im talking a lil bag of skittles...I like it snuggly warm n tight
But if I was god, Id just make the vagina the way I like it....Im God. Who knows, maybe one wild day Ill go for the big pussy
But if I was god, Id just make the vagina the way I like it....Im God. Who knows, maybe one wild day Ill go for the big pussy
Hepheastus420
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So would hell be living in a stinky hairy asshole?Really....Theres videos of 90lbs gurls on the net taking baseball bats.....Im talking a lil bag of skittles...I like it snuggly warm n tight
But if I was god, Id just make the vagina the way I like it....Im God. Who knows, maybe one wild day Ill go for the big pussy
Hepheastus420
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It's not good though. What about the starving kids? Do you think they follow the whole ying yang stuff? I sure as hell wouldn't.
I wouldn't want anything to be eternal.. What if somebody doesn't want to live for eternity? Also, this is a hypothetical thing.. so We'd be able to have an eternal afterlife AND be able to stop world hunger. I'm just saying I wouldn't keep this horrible world the same way.
RainbowBrite86
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God didn't create poverty...we did.It's not good though. What about the starving kids? Do you think they follow the whole ying yang stuff? I sure as hell wouldn't.
I wouldn't want anything to be eternal.. What if somebody doesn't want to live for eternity? Also, this is a hypothetical thing.. so We'd be able to have an eternal afterlife AND be able to stop world hunger. I'm just saying I wouldn't keep this horrible world the same way.
scroglodyte
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i would destroy human civilization
Hepheastus420
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Oh yeah I know. We are provided with everything we need on this planet. It is up to us to decide what we do with it. .. We deserve what happens to us as a whole.. I'm just saying If I was a god I wouldn't let that happen no matter how much humans would deserve it.
RainbowBrite86
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Oh I forgot to mention...I would also strike down all my douchey ex's with lightning bolts.Oh yeah I know. We are provided with everything we need on this planet. It is up to us to decide what we do with it. .. We deserve what happens to us as a whole.. I'm just saying If I was a god I wouldn't let that happen no matter how much humans would deserve it.
Chief Walkin Eagle
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We are all gods, just very inexperienced =)
Hepheastus420
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What?? Come on chief don't say that lol. If I was a god why am I going to die?
Chief Walkin Eagle
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Your physical body is going to die, your spirit is going to move on though. "god" is not one being nor is it a group of beings (Im confusing when I talk about god, stay with me lol), Im sure some being created this world but we shouldnt worship him. God wants us to be just like him some day and whos to say that we cant? I'd imagine you would eventually reach god status when you have an eternity of afterlife to learn and evolve, he already looks at us as his equal.
BigJon
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That's unfortunate. I'll tell you this much, those starving kids don't follow ying and yang. They LIVE ying and yang. You spend some time with any of them and they'll make you smile. They'll make you laugh. They have beautiful souls and only souls that beautiful would be able to touch the hearts of many while they are in agonizing hungry pain.
Yeah...I dont believe in heaven and hell. I only believe in unity with God in the end.I wouldn't want anything to be eternal.. What if somebody doesn't want to live for eternity? Also, this is a hypothetical thing.. so We'd be able to have an eternal afterlife AND be able to stop world hunger. I'm just saying I wouldn't keep this horrible world the same way.
Hell is this life on Earth. This physical realm. It's painful, sad, depressing.
Heaven is being one with God. We are but raindrops falling into the ocean.
MixedMelodyMindBender
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Now theres a good start, and one "god" would be familiar with. I mean, he's allegedly done it before.... Something about someone pissed him off and he had to climb out of his skittles bag which was in a very warm vagina, and kill everyone...Id be pissed 2
MixedMelodyMindBender
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Sorta. When we decided to become civilized, then poverty evolved. Uncivilized it was all men for themself. If your starving, its your own fault.
"TO as many pro's there is con's of having a society"--Aristotle
Hepheastus420
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So say it as though it's a fact
. What religion do you follow? I've never heard of any god wanting us to be his equals.