If you were dictator of the USA

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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How would you run shit?

I wanna hear everything, get as detailed as you possibly can! No judgments from me. I think this would be a really interesting thought experiment into the minds of some of our favorite political members!

Don't hold back, if you think enslaving the Mexican Americans would be a good idea, tell me why! If you think giving everyone a basic income stolen off the backs of slave labor from newly conquered Cuba, lets hear it! As far away from actual reality as required, there are no bounds in this hypothetical question.


VERY IMPORTANT! The one thing I'd like to ask is if you want to question someone's hypothetical dictatorial leadership, quote their post and put [???] as the title of the post
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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First order of business. Everyone gets laid. Secondly. We get rid of all of those nasty "Globald Warmings" I've been hearing so much about. Oh, and lets not forget the moonbase.
 
heckler73

heckler73

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Pinworm said:
First order of business. Everyone gets laid. Secondly. We get rid of all of those nasty "Globald Warmings" I've been hearing so much about. Oh, and lets not forget the moonbase.
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Are there pinball machines on the moonbase, Mr. President?
 
heckler73

heckler73

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kelly4 said:
Of course!!!
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But are the high scores higher on the moon?
I was just thinking about that in regards to the low g (it's bold because it's a vector) environment. It would be conceivable one could just watch the ball bounce around for half an hour on the upper bumpers.
I'd love to play Centaur and Pinbot on the moon.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, MR. DICTATOR PRESIDENT!
 
ginwilly

ginwilly

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After decriminalizing drugs, I would release all prisoners who were victims of these laws. All victimless crimes no longer would have prison sentences.

With half the prison population now free, I would remove the doors and turn a few prisons in each state into government housing. Free to come and go, but it will be a working community with members providing the cleaning/kitchen staff. Healthcare, food and education will be provided on the spot, including useful trades like auto mechanic, body/paint, electrical, welding, plumbing etc.

Section 8 housing will be eliminated as will many of the federal level programs including our federal dept of education. States can still operate whatever they want.

That's just a start. As dictator, I would want my governors to handle most day to day operations. I'm going to be busy with my harem.
 
Doer

Doer

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Padawanbater2 said:
How would you run shit?

I wanna hear everything, get as detailed as you possibly can! No judgments from me. I think this would be a really interesting thought experiment into the minds of some of our favorite political members!

Don't hold back, if you think enslaving the Mexican Americans would be a good idea, tell me why! If you think giving everyone a basic income stolen off the backs of slave labor from newly conquered Cuba, lets hear it! As far away from actual reality as required, there are no bounds in this hypothetical question.


VERY IMPORTANT! The one thing I'd like to ask is if you want to question someone's hypothetical dictatorial leadership, quote their post and put [???] as the title of the post
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Here is how this works, if want magic.

Poof - you are the dictator

Pop Pop - you are dead
 
Doer

Doer

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Really a new low for you. To pitch this Anti-Con, Royalist fart dream.

We cannot have dictator in the USA. It would no longer be the USA, you idiot. The USA is a self protected, Constituted, Federation of States.

And we will kill anyone that tries to Dictate.
 
Nevaeh420

Nevaeh420

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If I were the dictator of the entire world, I would like to pass ONE LAW:

ONE WORLD ONLINE GOVERNMENT

The rest of the laws could be dictated by the ONE WORLD ONLINE GOVERNMENT, with checks and balances.

EDIT- And Id like to decriminalize all drugs. Id like to see all people much richer too.

~PEACE~
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Doer said:
Really a new low for you. To pitch this Anti-Con, Royalist fart dream.

We cannot have dictator in the USA. It would no longer be the USA, you idiot. The USA is a self protected, Constituted, Federation of States.

And we will kill anyone that tries to Dictate.
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So so low of me to entertain hypothetical questions! My GOD, what is the board coming to!? Go kill someone elses buzz, dipshit
 
Doer

Doer

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Low enough not to get it. So instead of responding to how off base and simply not possible by definition, this bogus hypothetical is, you call names, you dip shit.

Teacher: Sally can you use the word Dictator in a sentence?
Sally: Yes ma'am.
Teacher: Go ahead.
Sally: <sigh>yesm'
Teacher: Sally!
Sally: Well, eh..<pant, gulp>..Jimmy's so huge his thing looks like a BIG OLE DI....
Teacher: SSSSSSAAAAAAALLLLYYY!!!!!

Sally: yesm'?
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Doer said:
Low enough not to get it. So instead of responding to how off base and simply not possible by definition, this bogus hypothetical is, you call names, you dip shit.

Teacher: Sally can you use the word Dictator in a sentence?
Sally: Yes ma'am.
Teacher: Go ahead.
Sally: <sigh>yesm'
Teacher: Sally!
Sally: Well, eh..<pant, gulp>..Jimmy's so huge his thing looks like a BIG OLE DI....
Teacher: SSSSSSAAAAAAALLLLYYY!!!!!

Sally: yesm'?
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Do you not understand what a hypothetical question is?
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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ginwilly said:
After decriminalizing drugs, I would release all prisoners who were victims of these laws. All victimless crimes no longer would have prison sentences.

With half the prison population now free, I would remove the doors and turn a few prisons in each state into government housing. Free to come and go, but it will be a working community with members providing the cleaning/kitchen staff. Healthcare, food and education will be provided on the spot, including useful trades like auto mechanic, body/paint, electrical, welding, plumbing etc.

Section 8 housing will be eliminated as will many of the federal level programs including our federal dept of education. States can still operate whatever they want.

That's just a start. As dictator, I would want my governors to handle most day to day operations. I'm going to be busy with my harem.
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don't forget to get rid of civil rights!
 
ginwilly

ginwilly

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UncleBuck said:
don't forget to get rid of civil rights!
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Let's see. You've followed me to other forums, searched relentlessly on the internet, even joined a dating site trying to find personal info on me. Posted what you could find here, troll nearly every post I make... admit it dude, you want some ginwilly willy don't ya.

Buck wants my cock and can't have it.

I'm going on record here to publicly announce I just don't think of you that way. I'm flattered, but I'm just not that into you man, move along. In fact, as dictator, I'm having you removed from my polite society. I will do my best to rid our country of parasitic sociopaths.

I was offered a 4chan solution to cure your obsession, but that's bringing me to your level. Those guys almost make you look normal.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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ginwilly said:
Let's see. You've followed me to other forums, searched relentlessly on the internet, even joined a dating site trying to find personal info on me. Posted what you could find here, troll nearly every post I make... admit it dude, you want some ginwilly willy don't ya.

Buck wants my cock and can't have it.

I'm going on record here to publicly announce I just don't think of you that way. I'm flattered, but I'm just not that into you man, move along. In fact, as dictator, I'm having you removed from my polite society. I will do my best to rid our country of parasitic sociopaths.

I was offered a 4chan solution to cure your obsession, but that's bringing me to your level. Those guys almost make you look normal.
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just gave them the link to the thread where you blame civil rights for racist food spitters. enjoy!
 
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