If you could rabbit punch one person...

Uncle Ben

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Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosie, the evil trio I can't stand them
Idiots that will turn us into another Denmark from cradle to grave and bankrupt our country. Did you see an interview with Harry Reid where he kept on saying that paying federal income taxes was voluntary!!!! These far left libs will hang a sign on a pig and call it a dog. Here's how their "change, yes we can" REALLY works."

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.
 

Hemlock

Well-Known Member
Idiots that will turn us into another Denmark from cradle to grave and bankrupt our country. Did you see an interview with Harry Reid where he kept on saying that paying federal income taxes was voluntary!!!! These far left libs will hang a sign on a pig and call it a dog. Here's how their "change, yes we can" REALLY works."

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town.

He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.

The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is doing business today.
Now that was good and easy to understand. Thank you I can now explain why what these dolts are doing what they are doing.
I'm having a hard time with the things Obama said in Egpyt!!!
 

dahamma

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I would rabbit punch the next fake vegitarian for drooling over what I am eating. Fuck them! I am so sick of the trendy fake vegitarian, who get's in my face. Own up you eat meat and cry about it because it's TRENDY.
 

bigtomatofarmer

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I would rabbit punch the next fake vegitarian for drooling over what I am eating. Fuck them! I am so sick of the trendy fake vegitarian, who get's in my face. Own up you eat meat and cry about it because it's TRENDY.
haha dude I am eating a very rare steak right now. I cooked that shit over a hot charcoal pit and have some fried rice to go with it.
up next a joint of homegrown Chemo

Damn man I wish I could rep ya again... I gotta wait a bit though
 

steve1978

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:mrgreen:this is a toughie. i would love to batter cristiano ronaldo but in fairness i probably couldn't coz the cunts 6"2 and stacked. so i would like to go mano o mano with bin laden. i would slap his face with a nioce raw slice of smoked back bacon then wrestle him to the ground, shave his beared and then t.bag him ( dunk my sack in his open mouth) whilst singing god save the queen. anyway thats just me. lol
 

Don Gin and Ton

Well-Known Member
:mrgreen:this is a toughie. i would love to batter cristiano ronaldo but in fairness i probably couldn't coz the cunts 6"2 and stacked. so i would like to go mano o mano with bin laden. i would slap his face with a nioce raw slice of smoked back bacon then wrestle him to the ground, shave his beared and then t.bag him ( dunk my sack in his open mouth) whilst singing god save the queen. anyway thats just me. lol

dude grow a pair the portugreasy swine must be all of 8 stone soaking wet! goes down like hes been shot at the hint of brushing elbows too.:roll:
 

CrackerJax

New Member
I would rabbit punch the next fake vegitarian for drooling over what I am eating. Fuck them! I am so sick of the trendy fake vegitarian, who get's in my face. Own up you eat meat and cry about it because it's TRENDY.
Ever notice that vegetarians try to make their food LOOK like meat!!?? Tofu hot dogs and burgers.... what's that all about?

Shouldn't they make it look like broccoli or asparagus or somethin?
 

Biggravy22

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Dude I work with a vegetarian. We go to Burger King he get's a veggie whopper. He brings in "Chicken" for lunch...it's tofu painted to look like chicken. So one day I ask to try one of his "burgers"...I literally couldn't get through one bite. As soon as it touched my tounge I had to spit it out.
 
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