If RIU had a convention, would you go?
- Thread starter lahadaextranjera
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It's so nice to see such dirty minds in action for a common cause. I feel ... home. cn
Krondizzel
New Member
I meant I'd rather hit her in the head with it... heheheheh j/k
Carne Seca
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♪♫Little bunny foo-foo went hopping through the forest. Scooping up the field mice and BOPPING THEM ON THE HEAD!♪♫
The only New Mexican sex toy I know of is a bottle of tequila and no morals.New Mexican sex toy?
I'd put a condom on it! I'm all about safe sex.
The handle of course.
lahadaextranjera
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Not if I don't bend you over and stick it up ur ass first! Don't worry, I'll use the smooth end first (just how you like it!)
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Try morels instead. The large ones look ... interesting. Ribbed for all sorts a pleasure. cn
lahadaextranjera
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EDIT : YEAH BABY !! 
Krondizzel
New Member
I suppose it'd be better than a ping pong paddle. Dunno about you, but I will pass on crapping out pancakes.
Carne Seca
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Metasynth
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PNEUMONO­ULTRA­MICRO­SCOPIC­SILICO­VOLCANO­CONIOSIS
It;s a lung disease caused by breathing in volcanic dust, in case you were wondering.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
That's a made up name. It has to be. LOL
Krondizzel
New Member
Asbestosis lol
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I agree. The dictionaries that have been accepting it must have a stoner on staff. cn
Metasynth
Well-Known Member
Yeah, made up in 1934, and appears in several dictionaries...
Fine, wordsmith...We'll go for the longest word in the 1st edition of the Oxford dictionary...
FLOCCI­NAUCINI­HILIPIL­IFICATION
Which apparently is an estimation of something as worthless.
Metasynth
Well-Known Member
Try saying that through a ball gag while tears stream down your face....lol
Krondizzel
New Member
Yeah, I'm getting kinda weirded out myself.
lahadaextranjera
Well-Known Member
Nah, you're still here so you must be enjoying it!
Krondizzel
New Member
I do it for the post count and +rep hahaha