I won a vacation!

Yeah so we'll only be there for 5 days. So pretty short. And it is a business trip so most of the itinerary might already be made up. Not exactly sure. Still excited though. Haven't had a vacation away from the wife and kid so this is probably overdue. Pretty much just plan to hang on the private beach, look at bikinis and drink rum and cokes.
 
neosapien said:
Yeah so we'll only be there for 5 days. So pretty short. And it is a business trip so most of the itinerary might already be made up. Not exactly sure. Still excited though. Haven't had a vacation away from the wife and kid so this is probably overdue. Pretty much just plan to hang on the private beach, look at bikinis and drink rum and cokes.
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There's a nude beach or 2 in that area.

Throw on a pocket Tshirt, slip your phone in there and tell mom you're going for a little 10-15 minute walk.

You'll know where to post the pics. And don't worry about those 'no camera' signs. Everybody has to text once in a while.
 
The new Greyhound buses have Wifi and individual power outlets. I'm sure they are have great specials on trips to California. I will pick you up at the Sacramento bus station and give you a free ride...check it out
https://www.greyhound.com/
THERE'S A LOT TO LIKEON OUR NEW BUSES
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Free Wi-Fi on every bus


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Individual power outlets


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Extra legroom
 
neosapien said:
Man time flys! I leave tomorrow. Still need to pack. This is my first vacation sans wife and kid. Not going to lie… pretty excited for nonstop relaxation. I'll post some pics when I get there. Plane leaves at 630am! So it's gonna be a long day tomorrow.
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Do you pack to prepare for any occasion?
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Watch out for stowaways.
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Be sure to bring back a souvenir .
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When you return, pack all your underwear on top. Make TSA work for a living.:twisted:
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Avoid the Bermuda Triangle tours, currently on sale to the north.

Scientists say it could be slowly expanding from global warming and the gravitational pull from nearby black holes.

If you fly over it, try to see if the ocean drains clockwise or counter clockwise as I've always wondered about that.

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Well the resort is super nice. Got a good room with a nice view. Had way too many Red Stripes and passed out at like 530pm last night lol. Had 4 people asking me if I wanted "the good smoke" before I even got on the shuttle bus lol. Haven't pulled the trigger yet though. Some pics so far…

Flying over Cuba!
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A couple from the resort…

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neosapien said:
Well the resort is super nice. Got a good room with a nice view. Had way too many Red Stripes and passed out at like 530pm last night lol. Had 4 people asking me if I wanted "the good smoke" before I even got on the shuttle bus lol. Haven't pulled the trigger yet though. Some pics so far…

Flying over Cuba!
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A couple from the resort…

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Beautiful Neo!! After your T break all the smoke should be the 'good' smoke! Have a great time.
 
neosapien said:
To Montego Bay Jamaica. I didn't actually win it. It's a work trip from a distributor that we earned from buying x amount of products . But none of the bosses wanted to go. So I asked if I could go and they said sure. Pretty pumped. Any tips?
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Tip..
Enjoy yourself...Keep an open mind...Tip tour custodians and servers well for their service...and use common sense..Don't venture off the beaten path..
Life is andventure...stay out of the hamster bubble!


Have fun..
 
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