I want a tortise

Whos with me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp9noDkwHfc&feature=related&pos=0

Lol. We used to have a tortoise, used to follow me around the garden when it was hungry. They make cool pets and don't require much attention, just lots of fresh cucumber.

I want an attack tortoise, to guard my ladies in the backyard.

My fiance said she saw a little tortoise in our garden out back, he's been nibbling all my flowers.