i think i might be god

i got a plant to flower over night and not just one or two pistols mostly all of them when off, its in dirt i recently gave it "tea" a couple of days a before i put it in. chicken poo, straw and sea shell mix and a normal amount of dutch masters veg/(one) hydro nuts. i dont get it my self maybe i got espn or some shit

so i have a cheap cam, any one ever hear of this before

plants grow fast but your not god. at least not till you can travel space and time at will.

You sound more like Jebus to me!

well in mother russia plants grow you! lol just sounds like your plant was more than rdy to flower! Happy smoking

Sitting there ready.got water and poof.. Now since your God do you take requests?

Coho said:

Sitting there ready.got water and poof.. Now since your God do you take requests?

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God doesn't do requests, he wouldn't even get poor old Jebus off that cross!

well if any more divine gifts from zenu come to me ill let yall know

honestly your plants prolly coincidentally decided to show her preflowers the day u switched

yeah that would be pretty lucky, but i think i have another theory would the estrogen laced pellets iv been feeding my chickens have any thing to do with flowering

Thatz because He CHOSE to let Himself become a sacrifice for all the iniquities of mankind... Sure, He couldve flown off that cross, and smote everyone there, and sided with Satan, taking the temptations from the Prince of the Earth, but The Son of Man CHOSE not to... You'd be supprised at the "requests" God DOES grant us when we come to Him broken and realize we r nothing but shit in His eyes, and itz only thru "Jebus" as u call Him, that we can be saved... So, there ya go ladies and gents... Take it how u will...

BigJoint7 said:

God doesn't do requests, he wouldn't even get poor old Jebus off that cross!

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if were going to talk about religious lets get some facts strait as your great and all mighty god no you do get shit, and this jebus you are all talking about is just a story all you little monkeys made up what your really talking about is a personification of the suns natural movements in the sky, the days of dec/22/23/24 are just a time the sun seemingly dose not move for three days at the lowest point in the sky of the earths yearly rotation and then on the 25th the sun moves a few degrees up and all of the is going on in the crux constellation every year mind you. and so it was said the son died on the cross for three days and the was reborn again. so you see i have nothing to do with this thing you speak of

Thatz perfectly fine to have your opinion... I'll keep mine too and not talk shit about whatever space monkey theories u have about reality... U r not God tho... U should thank Him for the very breath u breathe and the fact that u have cannabis to grow... Pray to the sun, pray to the winds, all of this u speak of is not going to get u anywhere... U da one dat brought up the religion shit talkin bout how u think u r God because u messed around and did sumpthin right with yer plants... Hope yer right when u die, but Im a bettin u gonna be in fer a lil surprise...

How did a preflowering plant turn into a god thread ?.

"I think I might be God"... kinda brazzen and offensive title for a thread... Some folks still do believe...

What the fuck is he going on about?

Your camera work seems less than God-like.