I think i just met the greatest cop ever.

So im driving home. After a long night of beer drinking, I wasn't drunk but i shouldn't of been driving.

So this light decides to fuck me real fast while im going 45 so i take the turn and accidentally go into the island(I watched the goddamn ken block video) and there just so happens to be a copper sitting at the light. he pulls me over, first thing he says is "are ya drunk?" i replied with"No sir"and then he goes step out of the vehicle please, Right there i almost cried, no fuckuin joke im just getting my life together and it would have been swept away like nothing.

So i get out and he says when was the last time you had a drink. I said i had a few beers at at around 5pm(Its 3am) and he asked if i thought it was out of my system i said without hesitation "i know its out of my system". He asked if i have smoked any weed today? i told him last time i smoked was at 1pm at the very latest. I told him i have my card and i have no tolerance for people that drive under the influence and i wouldn't be driving if i would have been impared. so he asked me to follow his finger with my eyes he says it dont ad up. i just do everything as smoothly as i can. Walked a straight line nno problem and even recited my ABCs with without singing it.


Then he whips out the fuckin breathalyzer, Tells me to blow into it. i blew into it and the guy looks at the number and says "No tolerance huh"!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Theres a few cop cars there now). then i asked what it was to the cool cop and he said .09, point one over the legal limit for people 21 and up. then he said hes already arrested 4 people that night for DUI and 1 of them was under 21(Like me). then he says this.

"You know something in my gut tells me your a real stand up guy, i hate giving out DUIs, Especially to kids that havnt even stared their lives yet. Im going to let you go, I SHOULDNT, but you really seem like your good to drive"

I blew a .09, im not 21, i made an illegal turn,speeding,wreckless driving,just smoked an L, the cop tells me that i smoked after 1pm and it dont ad up and he fuckin lets me go. We stood there and talked for about 5 mins after he said im letting you go. he was cool. im going to smoke and pass the fuck out.

i learned two things. Dont drive drunk, and just be honest without telling the truth and stay calm.

you lucky my friend.......be safe JR

They are rare but they are out there.

"Well. You slid into an island and ran a light, your underage & blew a .09, but I think your a standup guy. You should be cool to drive home... goodnight "

lucky motherfucker

heres one that got my arse hole twitching lol

a few of us where in a mates motor, had just went to get a munch and had a few j's, then we decided to got to the local park, we came to a cross roads and there was a car coming straight on, we wanted to go right so instead of waiting my mate just went for it and little didi we no it was the under covers, they pulled us over and the driver came out the car going mental asking why we just cut im off and how dangerous it was he could have hit us or anything, the other cop came out to throw some thing in the bin and said to his partner ''there is a very strong smell of cannabis barrry'' and well all our faces just dropped, but he said nothing more, just told him to be more carefull in future and jumped in his motor and went away


very scary times lol

Good too see this thread from you instead of "fuck I got a dui!"

That's a great story.

I got pulled over by an undercover going 63 in a 35 (I had just got done driving 90 on the freeway for 4 hours so I felt like I was going much slower than I was..still my fault yeah).

No ticket.

very lucky, not as lucky as you by any means though

Sr. Verde said:

"Well. You slid into an island and ran a light, your underage & blew a .09, but I think your a standup guy. You should be cool to drive home... goodnight "

lucky motherfucker

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haha jesus i know dude.

The really crazy thing is, There was 3 or 4 cop cars there when i took it, and all of them saw that i was .1 over, Well .9 over. and the guy still let me go. At first when he asked me to follow his finger he said my eyes are indicating i have smoked weed in the past few hours, then after i walked the line a blew the breathalyzer did my ABCs he started at me in the eyes for a second and told me to follow his finger again,this makes me think its my make or break moment, I just followed his finger as smoothly with my eyes and then he said "huh".


Without a fucking doubt luck was on my side.

JustAnotherFriedDay said:

That's a great story.

I got pulled over by an undercover going 63 in a 35 (I had just got done driving 90 on the freeway for 4 hours so I felt like I was going much slower than I was..still my fault yeah).

No ticket.

very lucky, not as lucky as you by any means though

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Yeah man, i think as long as you are respectful, but not asskissing, dont bullshit and you look them in the eyes when they speak to you and you speak to them everything's all good. I didn't try to bullshit him he asked if i knew why i was being stopped i said yeah i blew the light and went into the island(Painted island not a curb) he asked if i lived on the street that i pulled down, I said no i knew he was a cop and i knew i was prolly going to get pulled over.


KM yeah man i know, i prolly wouldn't be making a "I just got a DUI thread", i would have had nowhere to make it,unless i went to the library.

VansStoner1748 said:

KM yeah man i know, i prolly wouldn't be making a "I just got a DUI thread", i would have had nowhere to make it,unless i went to the library.

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Naw they have internet in jail. Lol. They really do...

You got lucky as shit son.... that's all I gotta say.

Be thankful

i once was driving in the freeway 101 going to freeway 405 in LA county, while on the interchange i was driving 60ish and saw a cop driving slower while other cars are passing him by i thought what the heck ill just drive a little bit faster. these was around 1:30-2 wasnt in the nfluence of anything except very tired. a little bit later like i was what the fuck these cop is tailgating me i knew hes just waiting for the safe time to pull me over. so i knida slowed down already and had me pulled over on the first exit. so i rolled down my window and the first thing he asked me was have u had any drink, i said no in hesitation which i wasnt (just very tired), he asked me if i drink again i said no (which really dont), have u ever drink in your whole life i said yes in one point or another i have tried drinking, and the cop said are u lying to me u said u dont drink so why u telling me u never had a drink. well i said i used to but i dont drink because im allergic to it i get really red and feeling hot with just one shot of anything. so he pulled hes finger and was saying something i wasnt really paying attention to for the reason i was kinda nervous. the most embarassing i did was pull my finger aswell and touch hes finger. "so officer why would u want me to do a pointy with you" the cop was craking laughing at me and he let me go.

yeah man i did like 65 over the limit on a 50 (on a sport bike) and this cop threw his lights on. I wasn't about to run as there were only two ways to go for miles and miles and miles no where to even think about loosing cops. Kind of up in the boonies i guess


Anyway he had no idea how fast I was going. He looked like a rookie, and asked me if I knew how fast I was going. I just said, "oh, I wasn't looking at my speed" I actually did like 115 out of a turn

He asked me if I was thinking about running. He looked like he wanted to chase me and really liked my bike & found out it was new. Maybe I should have ran maybe I would have won

he ticketed me for 15 over in a 50