i think i drink too much probiotics

iHearAll

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Jul 9, 2016

• #1

i feel light headed when i stand up quite frequently.

granted im extra baked lately.

i drink probiotics every day a few times a day and i think the amount of yeast in my stomach has cultured a noticeable amount of alcohol in my stomach. Enough to cause dizzyness when mixed with THC.

ha

 

Eltomcat

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Jul 9, 2016

• #2

You could be pregnant.

 

GardenGnome83

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Jul 9, 2016

• #3

I don't think yeast can live in your stomach for long.

 

Singlemalt

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Jul 9, 2016

• #4

Your body now serves as a host nursery for mycoplasm, you are so fucked and it behooves us all to destroy you with fire lest we become infected.

 

BarnBuster

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Jul 9, 2016

• #5

Singlemalt said:

.. host nursery.

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tyler.durden

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Jul 9, 2016

• #6

I like to take probiotics followed by antibiotics and just let them fight it out in there. Makes for some rank gas, though...

 

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Singlemalt

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Jul 9, 2016

• #7

LOL

 

oldtimer54

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Jul 9, 2016

• #8

I'd like to be in the AA meeting where you tell your story
Hello my name is iHearAll I'm an alcoholic my path to destruction started with probiotics.
Hell I had an uncle that drank old spice
to catch a buzz !

 

Olive Drab Green

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Jul 9, 2016

• #9

I think I need to take probiotics regularly. Either my history of opiate abuse shutting my guts down or Behçet's Disease is fucking with me.

 

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iHearAll

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Jul 9, 2016

• #10

well i pooped a solid 18" snake that coiled into the toilet....

damn thing bit me on the way out

 

iHearAll

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Jul 9, 2016

• #11

feeling goodlike someone with a dog sized cow and a pipe

 

RuRu.The.Half.Elf

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Jul 9, 2016

• #12

Sounds like low blood sugar?

You eat alot of Kiefer and Greek yogurts?

 

BarnBuster

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Jul 9, 2016

• #13

sounds like a Miniature Dachshund with no legs

 

iHearAll

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Jul 10, 2016

• #14

yea i eat the same thing everyday pretty much. yogurt, kale, fruit, peanut butter smoothie. cupple gulps of EM, and a kombucha when i need a soda at the movies or something. if someone cut me open, there would be an enormous white cloud of bacteria just exploding out of my torso.

RuRu.The.Half.Elf said:

Sounds like low blood sugar?

You eat alot of Kiefer and Greek yogurts?

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iHearAll

Well-Known Member

Jul 10, 2016

• #15

and bacon, chocolate, salads, etc.

low blood sugar is what it sounds like to me.... i didnt consider that

 

squishbox

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Jul 11, 2016

• #16

tyler.durden said:

I like to take probiotics followed by antibiotics and just let them fight it out in there. Makes for some rank gas, though...

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lol