I Thiink A Homeless Lady Is Stalking Me

beardo

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So about two years ago I met this lady and she seemed a little weird and when we talked I told her where I lived and she told me she lived right their...like basicly
right across the street she came over and I banged her...It was awful worst B.J. and sex I ever had and we talked I asked her if she was homeless a few times in a few different ways and she insisted she wasn't and after that time I called her once and gave it a second chance but it was just as bad and she was weird and kind of made me uncomfortable and after that I saw her a few times when I was out and it seems like shes homeless and crazy so i'm trying to avoid her and not talk to her but when confronted with her and theirs really no avoiding it I will just say hi and give half a wave and keep moving but now she sits on my street and is just chillin with a bag of shit and eating and rummaging through her bags and shit - this is like all the time I can't get in and out without seeing her I just tried to get by but she saw me walking behind her and said hi...it's creeping me out, she said she lived here but i'm pretty sure she doesn't and I even see her in the rain and I was just like hey its raining what are you doing and she was like I like the rain.....I don't know what to do I don't want to really be a dick but I want nothing to do with her , I know better than to trust someone like that...wish she would get the hint and quit hangin around waitin to see me .fuckin creepy
 

lowrider2000

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lol you had sex with a homless girl pricless go get cheakd..... i know no one were condoms during blow jobs ha
 

robert 14617

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more then likely she has a mental disorder and won't be able to be reasoned with in her mind you and her are connected in some way ..good luck let us know how this ends
 

StonedPony

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I would for sure get a Doctors check up. I dont care if you used rubbers shit happens.
Next thing would be to see if you can work with her to get her in s shelter since you have banged here yep thiere is a connection maybe she will listen to you.
Otherwise run like hell.
 

theexpress

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So about two years ago I met this lady and she seemed a little weird and when we talked I told her where I lived and she told me she lived right their...like basicly
right across the street she came over and I banged her...It was awful worst B.J. and sex I ever had and we talked I asked her if she was homeless a few times in a few different ways and she insisted she wasn't and after that time I called her once and gave it a second chance but it was just as bad and she was weird and kind of made me uncomfortable and after that I saw her a few times when I was out and it seems like shes homeless and crazy so i'm trying to avoid her and not talk to her but when confronted with her and theirs really no avoiding it I will just say hi and give half a wave and keep moving but now she sits on my street and is just chillin with a bag of shit and eating and rummaging through her bags and shit - this is like all the time I can't get in and out without seeing her I just tried to get by but she saw me walking behind her and said hi...it's creeping me out, she said she lived here but i'm pretty sure she doesn't and I even see her in the rain and I was just like hey its raining what are you doing and she was like I like the rain.....I don't know what to do I don't want to really be a dick but I want nothing to do with her , I know better than to trust someone like that...wish she would get the hint and quit hangin around waitin to see me .fuckin creepy

get that bitch hooked on crack and pimp her out...
 

dangledo

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whats creepy is you boned a suspected homeless chick a second time. I can only imagine what was festering in her goodwill panties.:o
 

UncleBuck

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shoot her with your gun or hit her with your car...woops, almost forgot that you're not allowed to own either.

my bad :fire:
 
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