I said this to my plants...

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Greensome

Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #1

I lit a bowl and then glanced over at my plants. In an English accent I said, "You ladies shall be provided for at every stage of life. You will have all of the food or light you need, and will be free to grow as you please. You may not fornicate, and once your life is complete I shall enjoy your remains at my leisure".

 

vacpurge

New Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #2

k. cool story bro.

/thread

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #3

 

hempyninja309

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #4

What did they say back to you???

 

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silasraven

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #5

im going to take you, trim you, dry you, cure you, and smoke you.

 

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Greensome

Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #6

Some of the people here fucking suck. Go back and read the title of the section I posted in.

 

2paranoid

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #7

the things we tell these hoes....smh

 

Krabby

Active Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #8

I'm pretty buzzed too.......(said in my regular accent)

 

ProfessorPotSnob

New Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #9

You are suppose to lie to them and sweet talk them until you have them right where you want them .. Then you kill them unexpectedly like when harvesting a animal . Less shock this way and less talking too

 

Skuxx

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #10

vacpurge said:

k. cool story bro.

/thread

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I agree.... but I still don't like you.

 

april

Pickle Queen

• Sep 18, 2013

• #11

Greensome said:

Some of the people here fucking suck. Go back and read the title of the section I posted in.

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If u don't suck u must blow....

 

DOMSWOOZ

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #12

... Here we are week 3 of Sour Diesel; as the resin starts to protrudes the glads. I hover over my ladies, exhale my smoke and say: "Let it snow Let it SNOW" ...lol

 

vacpurge

New Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #13

Skuxx said:

I agree.... but I still don't like you.

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neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Sep 18, 2013

• #14

Greensome said:

I lit a bowl and then glanced over at my plants. In an English accent I said, "You ladies shall be provided for at every stage of life. You will have all of the food or light you need, and will be free to grow as you please. You may not fornicate, and once your life is complete I shall enjoy your remains at my leisure".

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I talk to my plants too. I usually go with an Eastern-European accent though. They're so fun.

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member

• Sep 19, 2013

• #15

Every morning when the flower lights kick on I scream " wake up bitches! " then after I get them off to school I go talk to my plants.

 

bluntmassa1

Well-Known Member

• Sep 19, 2013

• #16

neosapien said:

I talk to my plants too. I usually go with an Eastern-European accent though. They're so fun.

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lol, I use a British accent I make them bitches think I'm royalty. lmao

 

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Greensome

Member

• Sep 19, 2013

• #17

bluntmassa1 said:

lol, I use a British accent I make them bitches think I'm royalty. lmao

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Haha!
Yeah for some reason, I can do the accent REALLY well when I'm into it. It's fun(ny).

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member

• Sep 19, 2013

• #18

This last grow I had to go deep and use my hoodrat accent for harvest,to many things going on and shit was getting outta hand.