I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when my dad approached me.

fdd2blk said:

apparently you 2 have read the letter. otherwise how do you know how bad it was.

why won't you tell us?

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Maybe the dad saved a lot of money of his car insurance

o'rly said:

Maybe the dad saved a lot of money of his car insurance

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that's funny.

he went out shopping for the hammer with the extra funds

The Hammer was The envelope dad wanted to get him something special even if it was the thing that made him crazy. So the moral is dad will take away your drugs but then get some better shit for you did I just say that?

just don't run to get them. walk slowly. and don't fall out the window.