I Piss on my plants

pauliojr

pauliojr

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delta9 said:
if you have diareah shit on your plants , all over them even on the buds
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OMG that is fuckin hilarious delta9. This topic is hilarious.

Anyway, I wouldn't substitute for watering, but I don't think it would be problem pissing on them every once in a while.
 
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marcnh

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My father told me a story from when he was in the army. This guy had his wife piss on his plants when she was pregnant and he said the plants were huge. My mother then took birth control pills and put them in her plants and she said thats the only time she could keep them alive. (she kills everything) I dont know if these stories have any basis at all, just thought I'd share. lol My parents would never bs me. Funny stuff eh?
 
Doctor

Doctor

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LasagnaxMunch said:
I'm sorry.. but that seriously doesn't sound like a good idea... Your pee has amonia in it.. so It might harm the plant or make you sick when you smoke it.
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saying that tho ammonia is NH3....... N = nitrogen which plants use... i dont no if it would break it down tho :S:S
 
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Godkas

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heh of course it does. go to the link i posted earlier it breaks down the nutrients in urine. Specifically human urine.
 
Doctor

Doctor

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hahaha yea it shud of video lol..... :( least uve got sumat to piss on :(:( ... av got setup...no plant lol
 
Doctor

Doctor

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just be carefull not to piss on them to much....... it may make them pissed off lol (pun intended)
 
Beaner

Beaner

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my piss comes out blue, because it is nierly pure miricle grow, the cheep generic brand though,
 
Doctor

Doctor

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lol its gotta be that light coloured piss.... not the dark yellow stuff you get wen ure abit dehydrated lol.. drink water...... then recycle it by pissing on ure plants :):):) every1s happy :):)
 
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I shit on my roof then stick a seed in it and water it with piss, this method is very effective and produces beautiful brown nuggets.
 
WWgrower

WWgrower

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Rather have that than let's see Bat guanno (shit) Cow pies, worm casting,and dozen other ingredients we commonly use in our nutrients especially organic. If you knew half the stuff in our chemical ferts we would be pissed!!!
 
O4aUsErNaMe

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videoman40 said:
Take a crap in a sunny place in your yard. Bury it and wait a few days. When no plant grows you’ll have your answer. lol
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In actual fact you can take a crap in the woods and place a seed on top and bury it.
come back in a few weeks and you will have a very healthy plant growing.
Yes a friend and I decided to give this a try whilst out fishing one weekend.

we both had a crap and we both put in the seeds came back 5 weeks later and there were two very healthy plants.

we never went back to them cause we could not entertain the thought of smoking it ,

but it can be done..:hump:
 
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