I Once.

I once was forced to listen to someone's life story. He literally raped my ear.

I once... did this thing to this person that made that sound that makes you queeze

You gave someone the heimlich maneuver?

Wikidbchofthewst said:

You gave someone the heimlich maneuver?

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i once just said "yes" to avoid the real thing that happened heheheh lol

i once gave a 10 dollar bill to a homeless guy. he didnt have a sign, and i respect that.

I once trekked 3 eternities to the surface of the sun. I stuck my tongue out and gave her a kiss, I burnt my mouth, nothing tastes the same.

assrabbi said:

I once trekked 3 eternities to the surface of the sun. I stuck my tongue out and gave her a kiss, I burnt my mouth, nothing tastes the same.

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I once thought that will learn ya hehehehe lol

i once sqeezed my foreskin closed while having a pee

rhunter1984 said:

i once sqeezed my foreskin closed while having a pee

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i once read this and laughed so hard... my throat hurt

my dad once slapped me when i was small and later that day took me to Toys R Us and i got to pick out 2 toys that i wanted because he was sorry. i took a skateboard and a microscope.

i once killed 7 men for a decent bag

I once got a 17 man kill streak on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Ps3 Hook is Vanilla_face_420... I slaughter fools...no joke...

i once farted in my pants and a giant nugget came out!!!!kiss-ass...give me head bitch!

Lumkin???????

GIJoe8383 said:

i once farted in my pants and a giant nugget came out!!!!kiss-ass...give me head bitch!

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NUGGET? Is that YOU?!

I once honestly believed that things really happened like they do in musicals. When I was in big crowds, I would wait expectantly for everyone to burst into a perfectly choreographed song and dance sequence....

i once fucked my girlfriends mom then went home got fucked up and fuck my girlfriend then she sucked me off haha all without a shower needless to say it both was some good pussy haha then i felt guilty but knowing the bitch today it was all worth it, next time i see her ill ask her how her moms pussy taste lol

ewwwwwwwww

i once snorted a line in math class and looked and seen my teacher was watching but i never got into trouble LOL