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tahoe58

tahoe58

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holy....how cool is that!....amazing....I totally remember the minute of holding my first child.....with her first breaths.....an very rewarding experience....and it only has got better as they grow up..........and then on the floor with a magnifying glass....ROTFLMAO! that's funny! :mrgreen:
AmythePothead said:
i once gave birth in my living room, in a pool of water. I watched my baby float around in the water before i brought him to my chest and watched him breathe the very first breath of his life.

also, i once spent 45 min on a floor in a closet with a magnifying glass and penlight trying to figure out if my marijuana plant was growing balls. :roll:
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bongspit

bongspit

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I once set up a grow for a friend in his basement, ordered all the seeds, equipment and everything. He had 6 of the most beautiful god bud you have ever seen. He wanted to pay me for my work, but I told him to pay me in weed when the grow was done. He called me and wanted me to set up his next grow and I asked him about my share of his first grow, he said he sold it all. Now he is mad at me because I will not come to his house...:evil:
 
tahoe58

tahoe58

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hahahahahaha....thats a good one...thanks for posting that.....WTF....that comes to mind eh?! :mrgreen:
bongspit said:
I once set up a grow for a friend in his basement, ordered all the seeds, equipment and everything. He had 6 of the most beautiful god bud you have ever seen. He wanted to pay me for my work, but I told him to pay me in weed when the grow was done. He called me and wanted me to set up his next grow and I asked him about my share of his first grow, he said he sold it all. Now he is mad at me because I will not come to his house...:evil:
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tahoe58

tahoe58

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yup....totally...cardinal rule #1 tell no one....I find myself as a island in a sea of non-skokers....it is really wholly frustrating cuz I won't jeporadize my career for some unreliable sourse....hence...gro ur own....I'm happy...!
 
bongspit

bongspit

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tahoe58 said:
yup....totally...cardinal rule #1 tell no one....I find myself as a island in a sea of non-skokers....it is really wholly frustrating cuz I won't jeporadize my career for some unreliable sourse....hence...gro ur own....I'm happy...!
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I guess that's why we come here...you neeed to share it with someone...:peace:
 
tahoe58

tahoe58

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of course you did.....and you also just said you were gonna go build an ark...so are we REALLY supposed to believe you? ahahahahahahahahahaa
 
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fdd2blk

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i once took my wife to buy new tires a few days ago. we paid out $1300 for tires for her truck and mine. we paid in twenties. the guy kinda smiled. i said "i have money trees. i just do a little snippy snip here and a snippy snip there. next thing you know i got a handful of twenties." his grin got bigger. he knocked over $100 off our price. :)
 
jomal206

jomal206

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I once puked a mass load of green looking oatmeal stuff after taking this pill with a friend of mine....we proceeded to pass in and out of consciousness on his couch all night until we eventually awoke to morning 0.o

I wish I could remember what he called that ish LOL
 
Harkin

Harkin

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I once had a dream that I was swimming.... then a snake entered the water and went inside my swimming trunks...and bit my willy and held on for dear life..so I grabbed the bastard and started squeezing the bejeeses out of it to kill it and save my willy...the scumbag wouldn't let go so I squeezed it harder fearing I was about to loose my prized possession....then I woke up sweating and confused while squeezing something in my hand...for awhile I thought it was the snake so I kept squeezing the crap out of it....slowly waking up I started feeling a bit of pain...it was because I was squeezing the shyte of my willy and had been the whole time....stupid dreams:roll:
 
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stompin76

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I once thought I missed my ex-husband.

So I backed up and ran over him again. LOL (Joke)

On a real note.... I once was taken to the emergency room because I had a condom caught in my throat.

Oh the good ole' days at WVU. LOL
 
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fdd2blk

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stompin76 said:
I once thought I missed my ex-husband.

So I backed up and ran over him again. LOL (Joke)

On a real note.... I once was taken to the emergency room because I had a condom caught in my throat.

Oh the good ole' days at WVU. LOL
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hahahahah, :blsmoke:
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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stompin76 said:
I once thought I missed my ex-husband.

So I backed up and ran over him again. LOL (Joke)

On a real note.... I once was taken to the emergency room because I had a condom caught in my throat.

Oh the good ole' days at WVU. LOL
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damn that would be interesting. wvu huh, must have been some excessive stuff going on lol. oh yeah go eer's, too bad they lost to pitt.
 
harrybud89

harrybud89

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i once tried online dating. when she finally sent me a picture of herself, i dumped her beastly ass.

i once screamed so loud that i shit my pants.

i once jerked off into somebody's shampoo because i didnt care for them.

i once jumped off a bridge while high as fuck. being so high, i forgot that there was a rock at the bottom. 3 months and 14 stitches later, the golf ball sized hole in my leg finally closed up.

i once did 20 shots and had about 6 mixed drinks, then passed out and woke up throwing up all over myself and my friends bed.
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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i once told some of my ex young punk ass neighbors they didn't know how to party(they always told me they had done more drugs in 3 years than i did my whole life, yeah right!!) and i chugged an almost full fifth of vodka in the time it took my woman to take a 15 minute trip to 7-11.<<< long sentence haha. when my woman got back i was falling over things and couldnt talk(picture ozzie osbourne). she couldn't understand what happened in such a short time. those little bitches gave me some respect and said whoaaa dude he got drunk as fast as we got high on herb. i felt pretty useless the next day hehe. wont be doing that again anytime soon..oh yeah on the edit.... i probably did puke quite a bit after passing out.
 
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