I Need Advice About A Threesome?

WIFE BEATER

fdd2blk said:

i'm outside working on my cathouse this morning. my wife walks out into the yard with an icepack under her eye. apparently she yanked her belt out of the dresser drawer with a hard tug and the buckle flew out and smacked her right under the eye. it's red, swollen and gonna leave a mark. she gonna tell people what happened. i'm sure they'll just nod in agreement.

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I hate it when people do sh*t like this also. There is absolutely no need for violence whatsoever and I can't for the life of me understand people who do this. Very very sad.

Oh gosh. I think you really do need to stay away from these two. That is ONE very unhealthy relationship.

And in saying all that I hate violence........if buddy would have grabbed me like that.....I would have decked him so hard he would have been kissing the floor.

Wikidbchofthewst said:

That's not fair, I already have hero-worship issues when it comes to you. If YOU ask for pics, I might just have to go have a threesome to get you some...

lol, not really, but still....

ACTUALLY, I do have an update, and it's not really good...I went to visit them today, and she had this really bad bruise. I asked her about it, and she said she fell into the corner of the counter, which I have done and bruised myself, so it's plausible...but I didn't buy it, just because something about the way she was acting.

So when he left somewhere, and we were alone, I asked her again, and I kept bugging her about it. Finally she admits that he hit her, and told me I couldn't let him know I know.

I HATE it when people do shit like that, tell me something like that and expect me to act like I never heard it. Of course I can't just play normal.

When he got back...well, now I guess I have to admit, I was looking to pick a fight with him over it. I was just being a snippy bitch to him, pushing his buttons. Finally me and him kinda end up shouting at each other, in each other's faces, and I asked him, "What are you gonna do, hit me too?" And he gave her this DEATH look, like instantly.

Then it gets confused...he grabbed me, and I don't think he was going to hurt me...but he scared me, so I slapped him as hard as I could, and it was LOUD. And then everything stopped. I swear to god, from the way he was looking at me, I was sure he was going to swing on me.

My personal theory on hitting guys is: if you hit a guy, you should be ready for him to hit you back. I'm not saying guys should hit girls, but I don't think guys should be expected to just take getting hit either...

Well anyways, he didn't hit me, but he ACTED like he was gonna, you know? And I flinched, because I was scared, and when I get scared, I usually get angry. And it really pissed me off that I flinched (two for flinching...)

I don't remember anything else but yelling, then she got between us, walked me to the door, and told me I should go.

So yeah, the threesome question need not be answered again. I'm not even sure I ever want to SEE them again.

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Wikidbchofthewst said:

with a DOG?

I've always said, if a guy hit me, I'd wait until he fell asleep, handcuff him to the bed, wake him up with a tazer.

But yeah, I think if a girl is sitting there throwing punches at a guy, he's gotta be able to do SOMETHING. A really good guy (and patient) will just overpower her and restrain her. A not so patient guy, might slap her. A jerk will pound her to ground.

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fdd2blk said:

i'm outside working on my cathouse this morning. my wife walks out into the yard with an icepack under her eye. apparently she yanked her belt out of the dresser drawer with a hard tug and the buckle flew out and smacked her right under the eye. it's red, swollen and gonna leave a mark. she gonna tell people what happened. i'm sure they'll just nod in agreement.

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Wikidbchofthewst said:

with a DOG? Why...that's illegaly in 49 states! Dude, if any guy ever hit me, his life would be over. And not because of anything I would do. I have brothers, uncles, and grandfathers who are very over protective.

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I've always said, if a guy hit me, I'd wait until he fell asleep, handcuff him to the bed, wake him up with a tazer.

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See, I don't think guys should have to take abuse from girls.

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When I hit him yesterday, I hit him cuz he grabbed me, like by my left arm and started pulling me, I dunno what I thought, maybe that he would twist my arm behind my back, and then I'd be fucked...so I just slapped him.j

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But yeah, I think if a girl is sitting there throwing punches at a guy, he's gotta be able to do SOMETHING. A really good guy (and patient) will just overpower her and restrain her. A not so patient guy, might slap her. A jerk will pound her to ground.

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Seamaiden said:

Ok, maybe just another hairless ape. I'm one of three girls, no guys to stick up for me, Dad's always been a pushover. My mother, on the other hand, fucking TIGRESS if you fuck with her young. My husband, though, someone looks at me wrong, he won't stand for it, very protective.

Um, I'll save the story of my first husband for another time.


You acted in fear, a very real and tangible fear. Some abusive men can be real pussies, others sort of get off on the fight. I'm just glad he didn't do anything to you, cuz I likes ya.

Agreed.

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I didn't do it for the money but just the peace of mind and I have to say that it felt good. I felt empowered by it all.

Years later this guy still calls me up to see if I am available.to get together(jerk)

Wikidbchofthewst said:

with a DOG? Why...that's illegaly in 49 states! Dude, if any guy ever hit me, his life would be over. And not because of anything I would do. I have brothers, uncles, and grandfathers who are very over protective.

I've always said, if a guy hit me, I'd wait until he fell asleep, handcuff him to the bed, wake him up with a tazer.



I SAW that! It was on Most Shoking...or Most Daring, I dunno. But yeah! I loved that, that guy caught that bitch just right, knocked her the FUCK out...

See, I don't think guys should have to take abuse from girls. When I hit him yesterday, I hit him cuz he grabbed me, like by my left arm and started pulling me, I dunno what I thought, maybe that he would twist my arm behind my back, and then I'd be fucked...so I just slapped him.j

But yeah, I think if a girl is sitting there throwing punches at a guy, he's gotta be able to do SOMETHING. A really good guy (and patient) will just overpower her and restrain her. A not so patient guy, might slap her. A jerk will pound her to ground.



...and THEN you would wake up, and me and the volcano would be gone! Muahahaha-- *chokes on her gum* DAMN you juicy fruit!

So what part of Socal? Like...LA county? lol, cuz that's where I am.

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Zekedogg said:

Well I guess the title of this thread has no point anymore, I was just about to hook you up with some great first hand knowledge on threesomes

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Lacy said:

GOSH Wikid.
I did not read this part.
Most likely I would have done the exact same thing.

I would not have been able to act like nothing happened either. Are you kidding me???? I totally wear my emotions on my sleeve and can NEVER conceal them enough especially not in a situation like this.

Oh gosh. I think you really do need to stay away from these two. That is ONE very unhealthy relationship.

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Shook said:

By dog, i think she meant, the girl looked terrible.

And that second part about waking up with the tazer is scary.... *clenches testicles*

I dont think you have to be a jerk to punch a girl back, but i think you do if you're gonna hit her more than required know what i mean?

And it seems that people have strayed away from my story.

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Wikidbchofthewst said:

So much...



Please, don't hold back on account of our off topicness.



Dude, see, I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't conceal shit like that. Cuz my friends are always asking me to do it like I should be able to!



I still want to hear your story! *pats my lap*

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Zekedogg said:

Well in that case I will PM you my address

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Wikidbchofthewst said:

lol, what makes you think I'd need YOU to go get her?

I'm just joking, I don't think I could pick up a woman for real...then again, I've never tried....

I just know my guy friends get bent when a girl they want to get with hits on me....

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