I killed a rat today.

I feel terrible. I woke up in the middle of the night acouple days ago and heard something scurrying in the wall. So I bought a glue trap and when I checked it this morning there was a rat stuck in it. I didn't really know what to do with it. I was afraid I'd get the bubonic plague or something. The only thing I could think to do was grab my crutch and beat him to death with the shoulder end. But here's the fucked up part...He had made it back to his point of entrance but couldn't fit through the hole cuz the trap was so big, so when I beat him I'm freaking out thinking his family was on the other side of the hole and just had to stand there and watch as I beat their patriarch to death. I don't know I feel shitty, what was I to do? I think if I some how corralled him without getting bitten and set him free, that he would just come back or another would take its place. Atleast thats what I reasoned myself with after the murder. I'm so high.

LMAO My how mankind has fallen.

hope ya got a couple pigs as well.....





*after further consideration, that was wrong, and in bad taste...... Still, it brought a smile to my face....

The Cryptkeeper said:

LMAO My how mankind has fallen.

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I did what I had to do. Murder's never easy.

neosapien said:

I did what I had to do. Murder's never easy.

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it will be easier next time............

Haha I would have curbstomped that little bitch or got my big ass cat Cider to come eat his face off.

I would have tossed him outside

I would have placed him in a bucket filled with "duster" fumes. Lights out, no muss, no fuss. cn

well, how it taste....peace

And no pictures? If you have one there is more, This could be a great thread if you do some videos and post pictures of the hunt lol

I would place him under a 4 way electric cooker ,
slowly turn on each ring ,
he will move and sit under the 1's that are not turned on,
when all 4 are hot he has no way to go but up through the rings,
The results are splendid

Clonex said:

I would place him under a 4 way electric cooker ,
slowly turn on each ring ,
he will move and sit under the 1's that are not turned on,
when all 4 are hot he has no way to go but up through the rings,
The results are splendid

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Haha that's hilarious. Although I've heard that most rodents taste very bad.

2fast92 said:

Haha that's hilarious. Although I've heard that most rodents taste very bad.

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Tell that to the guy starving that would love to eat em. Many people eat anything that moves. some raise puppies just to kill and eat them. Hell even some sick fucks will eat a human

The have those little varment traps that close on them and traps them then you can either release it or pour lighter fluid on it like we did when we were young(no recommended). Small rodent traps.

rat stew mmmm

good eatin

My conscience come out alot too when I'm high!

Nevermind fucker chewed my home theater coax may he burn in the fiery hell I sent him to.

LMFAO

Set aside your moral/philosophical grievances, that bastard destroyed one of your material possessions!! x)

[video=youtube;-b7qaSxuZUg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7qaSxuZUg[/video]

NUTBUSH47 said:

The have those little varment traps that close on them and traps them then you can either release it or pour lighter fluid on it like we did when we were young(no recommended). Small rodent traps.View attachment 1942456

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rats get their heads stuck in the grids, i had to mercy kill one when it got stuck, i have a dope picture let me find it

No need to feel bad. Rats are disgusting little fuckers.