i just got a new wissanator :)

stickyicky0420

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pissanator 003.jpgpissanator 001.jpgpissanator 002.jpgok i just got a new pissnator not a wissnator the pissanator looks way more real the wizzanator looked fake as hell its nice though all i do is squiese the tip and the piss comes out. it came with fake piss 4 heating pads a syrenge to fill the piss bag with and a heat strip so that the piss is at the right temp here is some pics. i love it no more worries about failing drug test :) only cost 99$ the wissantor cost 149$ and its way better quality
 

bluntmassa1

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does that fake piss actually work? I've heard it doesen't but never actually met someone whos tried it. someone told me the test will come back as not human piss.
 

stickyicky0420

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i have real piss so i wont need to use the fake stuff it says it will even pass a lab test though it says it has all the right chemials in it chreatean and all that shit
 

stickyicky0420

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its not erect its a flacid penis the wizzanttor is erict though if thats what ur wood looks like i feel sorry for u lol
 

stickyicky0420

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yea its actully flimsy though its rubber so u can bend it as much as u want thats why i went with the pissantor not the wissantor the wissantor is hard plastic and looks fake and erict it doesnt even have veins this one is rubber and only takes 1 hand to operate unlike the wissantor
 

stickyicky0420

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lol i slaped my brother in the face with it and i pissed on my moms feet with it filled with hot water she thought it was my real dick she was freaking out i was like mom calm down this is what was in the package lol
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
lol half of the time i dont even know what ur talking about cannabineer rofl im not jokeing man :) ur still cool though i love polar bears :bigjoint: i just dont know how a polar bear smokes weed with out opposable thumbs?
"Through the wall" was a reference to blowjobs at glory holes. ;)
As for the opposable thumbs bit, I live in a world of ice and snow ... and that means ... BUBBLE HAAAAASH!! Yow! I love the stuff. cn
 

stickyicky0420

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some places have mirrors so make sure to cover up the seal where your dick and the strap-on meet.
yea the reason i got it is because they just started doing supervised drug test they used to not do supervised drug test so i just brought in a hot sause bottle full of piss that i heated in the microwave :) they told me last week that i needed to take a drug test i was like ok they said that i had to have a supervised drug test and i told them that i pissed before i came in and i asked them if i could do it next wendsday they hesatated and said that it would be ok if i wated a week :) i have really been practising with it to make it look real natural the instructions told me to pratice allot so i have been i think i have it down pat now though :) im not worried at all im relly glad i bought the pissantator cause my dad smokes weed every once and a while and they sometimes drugtest so it will make him feel more comfterable about smokeing pot. have u seen what the wizzanator looks like it looks fake as shiti mean really fake u couldnt even pass it off as a real dick. this pissanator loooks like the real thing it even feels like it should feel. i cant even tell if im grabing my dick or the pissanator half the time lol.
 

ArcticGranite

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i cant even tell if im grabing my dick or the pissanator half the time lol.
Hope you pass no problems. I hate ua's, have to take em too. An option is to have doc prescribe marinol. Don't even have to use it, just have the scrip. It flags as thc and unless the MRO has reason to test further it's a false positive. Funny to see your dick humor. Here's a vid to help you sort out the real one. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muj26g3eugU
 
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