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BuddhaScientist

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Dear ComingOnStrong,

My name is Strawng Hazerson.

I have a PhD in applied chemistry and I am a world class horticulturalist. I attended Harvard university where my botany proffessors would ask similar requests.

I have constructed grow houses in 11 countries on 3 different continents. I myself do not smoke cannabis.

Oddly enough, everything else I plant fails miserabley and cannabis is the only thing I can grow. I have a photographic memory and have memorized every grow book ever published.

I am currently operating a pharmaceutical company in America, and we are doing miraculous things to cannabis through DNA alteration.

I am being sincere...and I hope you are as well.



Best Regards,

Strawng Hazerson
 

fdd2blk

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Dear ComingOnStrong,

My name is Strawng Hazerson.

I have a PhD in applied chemistry and I am a world class horticulturalist. I attended Harvard university where my botany proffessors would ask similar requests.

I have constructed grow houses in 11 countries on 3 different continents. I myself do not smoke cannabis.

Oddly enough, everything else I plant fails miserabley and cannabis is the only thing I can grow. I have a photographic memory and have memorized every grow book ever published.

I am currently operating a pharmaceutical company in America, and we are doing miraculous things to cannabis through DNA alteration.

I am being sincere...and I hope you are as well.



Best Regards,

Strawng Hazerson
i'd like to take this moment to say, .................. Thank You ..................


:blsmoke::peace:
 

OregonMeds

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Dear ComingOnStrong,

My name is Strawng Hazerson.

I have a PhD in applied chemistry and I am a world class horticulturalist. I attended Harvard university where my botany proffessors would ask similar requests.

I have constructed grow houses in 11 countries on 3 different continents. I myself do not smoke cannabis.

Oddly enough, everything else I plant fails miserabley and cannabis is the only thing I can grow. I have a photographic memory and have memorized every grow book ever published.

I am currently operating a pharmaceutical company in America, and we are doing miraculous things to cannabis through DNA alteration.

I am being sincere...and I hope you are as well.



Best Regards,

Strawng Hazerson
Strawng, fitting name for someone with strong credentials.

Share some of that brain power around her a bit more, you've only got 80 posts and we could use some more people posting with credentials like yours, provided you're credentials are real.

How could a world class horticulturalist be unable to grow anything but weed, end up building all those sites all over the world, and get into a culture like this when you say you don't even smoke? Just curious, it's a really odd situation you must admit.

What can you tell us (starting another thread hopefully) about the genetic work you are doing. Details please. What genetics are you using and what are you doing to them? (Knowing he's going to probably say he's on a non disclosure agreement or something, but hoping not.)

If you can't get into some things maybe you could just generalize, or you must certainly have generic knowlege many of us would love to soak up.

Share something, please? I have questions on the operation of THC production in trichomes and what I've read about how light is processed inside the trichome. That would seem conflicting with how so much of the trichomes inside the bud structure aren't exposed to light directly.Excuse me if that's all completely wrong, information on this level seems scarce and sketchy at best. I have many questions actually, maybe you can suggest reading materials that might be out there most don't know about yet or articles you wouldn't find in a high times or a book in a head shop. I don't have a harvard education or resources of your level, I have to scrape up information in any way I can.
 

theganman

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shit i would do it but im not experienced YET! only 22 days into my first grow.

but how the hell did this get 210 post in 11 hours! that has to be record
 

DoobyDoo

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I hope to hell this is for real.

I need to set myself up so I could take off and do shit like this if ever the chance comes around again.
 

BuddhaScientist

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Strawng, fitting name for someone with strong credentials.

Share some of that brain power around her a bit more, you've only got 80 posts and we could use some more people posting with credentials like yours, provided you're credentials are real.

How could a world class horticulturalist be unable to grow anything but weed, end up building all those sites all over the world, and get into a culture like this when you say you don't even smoke? Just curious, it's a really odd situation you must admit.

What can you tell us (starting another thread hopefully) about the genetic work you are doing. Details please. What genetics are you using and what are you doing to them? (Knowing he's going to probably say he's on a non disclosure agreement or something, but hoping not.)

If you can't get into some things maybe you could just generalize, or you must certainly have generic knowlege many of us would love to soak up.

Share something, please? I have questions on the operation of THC production in trichomes and what I've read about how light is processed inside the trichome. That would seem conflicting with how so much of the trichomes inside the bud structure aren't exposed to light directly.Excuse me if that's all completely wrong, information on this level seems scarce and sketchy at best. I have many questions actually, maybe you can suggest reading materials that might be out there most don't know about yet or articles you wouldn't find in a high times or a book in a head shop. I don't have a harvard education or resources of your level, I have to scrape up information in any way I can.
Bro...you know its a joke right???
 

la9

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do i have to start giving infractions? i will.

How do those infractuions work ? I got one point, what does that mean ? I was thinking about doing something stupid to get another one but don't really want to be banned from the site. So how many infractions/points can I get and what happens as they accumulate ? Do they get erased once in awhile or are they on my permanent record. Please don't give me another one just for asking.................................
 

fdd2blk

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How do those infractuions work ? I got one point, what does that mean ? I was thinking about doing something stupid to get another one but don't really want to be banned from the site. So how many infractions/points can I get and what happens as they accumulate ? Do they get erased once in awhile or are they on my permanent record. Please don't give me another one just for asking.................................

3 gets you a 10 day ban, 5 gets you a permanent ban. :mrgreen:
 

Seamaiden

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Does anyone else here remember that guy, I think he was in Santa Rosa way, who moved in with this guy, but then the guy got really creepy on him and.. I think he exposed himself to this guy and said some weird stuff, as in RUNAWAYASFASTASYOUCANASIFIT'STHEMANSONCLAN weird. I can't remember his name or I'd dig up the thread!
 

K1Ng5p4d3

Junior Creatologist
Seriously, you need to write me back.

Fuck it, i dont give a fuck anymore.

EVERYONE, I AM REALLY A MASTERGROWER. I AM JUST PLAYING THE PART OF A MORON SO I DONT ATTRACT ATTENTION TO MYSELF, BUT I CANT HIDE IT ANYMORE. I WANNA GO TO ICELAND REEEEEAL BAD.

Heres the proof that im a mastergrower. Please try not to pm me too much after you see this, asking me questions and begging for my help. thanks everyone for proving your all awesome, kind people. you all rock. Now here is your reward:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QLiEgCN350
 
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