I FUNKED UP last night...

toke n talk forum huh.....

well last night my drunk/dumb ass invites an ex girlfriend from 3 years ago over and of course she says yes right away. for some reason i regretted asking her right after she said yes. well i pick her up and we bump uglies till 8 AM then i drive her home and now she thinks we are serious again.......

but i'm going to pack another bowl and forget that any of that ever happened.

oh shit dude i know how ya feel. luckily for me i'm much more calm and less horny when high... i get horny when i drink though and make lots of terrible decisions. good luck with the girl though. i think i'm gonna grab another bowl tonight too. xD

Hit it and quit it... or i dont know dont call her anymore dont pick up her calls ect...

Thats just wrong dude.

Ouch man, well you know what they say "you made your bed, now lay in it" LOL sorry man but u got what you asked for

just keep bumpin uglies yer? maybe shes changed or?

bullshit, tell her straight before the days stretch on man. shes got the wrong end of the stick.

longer u leave it harder it'll be!

juststartin said:

bullshit, tell her straight before the days stretch on man. shes got the wrong end of the stick.

longer u leave it harder it'll be!

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you said it! i'm going to smoke one to your comment

did you call her after midnight? because after midnight its an official booty-call and the rules change...no strings after midnight.

SlikWiLL13 said:

did you call her after midnight? because after midnight its an official booty-call and the rules change...no strings after midnight.

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think it was around 11:30 hahahaha but we didn't back to my place till after 12

LiEBE420 said:

think it was around 11:30 hahahaha but we didn't back to my place till after 12

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damn, should have waited half an hour....you might as well go pick out curtains with the broad.

SlikWiLL13 said:

damn, should have waited half an hour....you might as well go pick out curtains with the broad.

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hahahahahahaaha

I almost did that this past weekend. Good thing I didn't cuz my ex is psycho

just remember boys, theres no such thing as a free lunch....or free pussy.

everything has its cost... your wet dick cost you a pain in the ass for what im guessing will be at least a few days.

be wise. invite her over again but as soon as the fun starts just go straight for anal. shell either love it or youll never see her again. bonus both ways! lol

Can't argue with that line of reasoning.