I found RollItUp while looking for ways to pass a drug test

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Hey OP, welcome. You didn't mention a husband. Do your kids live with you full time? That's a lot of boys, in the middle ages you'd be a prize, making all sons ;) Glad you got the job, did you get the idea to do the piss condom pussy thing from someone on this board?
 
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KLITE

KLITE

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As soon as i saw you avatar i thought to myself, "now that girl looks like she plays ps4"
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i set my eyes on her first piss off!! lol

Now youve changed avtar enough times not to seem like if your put your original one itd seem the same. Please mate i need to see your original avatar back, youre not thge same skunkd0c to me bro :P just for a day or so mate, youd make me extremely comfortable. Id willingly change my avy toi sumat of your choosing if needed.
 
BygonEra

BygonEra

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Hey OP! Fellow female RIU member here! :mrgreen: I thoroughly envy you... my mother would break down in tears and possibly beat my ass if I asked for her piss to pass a drug test... lucky you! Just posted a thread myself about passing one... so far still completely fucked. But congrats on the job!! I too wanted to be a vet, huge animal lover, wanted to be a large animal vet but realized 2 years into pre-vet I wasn't cut out for it... started with dissecting a dead horse whose intestines literally exploded with worms, followed by watching eye removal on a cow...... I got my bachelors in marketing lol!
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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Hookabelly said:
HEY NC! Also fellow RIU sistah. Nice to meet you. Is your inbox full of dick pix yet?
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That's some scanless shit people doing that to fellow riu people just cause there girls ......not my style at least and I know some beautiful girls that grow and will straight get ghetto on dudes that don't come correct .......dick pix really wtf. No class .....
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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It's an immaturity test these gals subtly play on us.
I think they have a chart that equates how quickly you'll show "him" off that correlates to your maturity group.
How am I doing @Hookabelly ?

I think I even saw one in Mrs. GWN's purse early in our career.
 
MonkeyGrinder

MonkeyGrinder

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If you have the time and a handy friend then just have them ride along with you. Stop a block away somewheres and have them pee in one of the larger 5 hour energy bottles. If you're comfortable having that up your hoohah for a few minutes that'll do the trick. Got my buddy through 2 years of probation via that method when I wasn't smoking.
If I had wasn't available then I just pissed in one and left it on the toilet lid for him on probation day.
His PO didn't sausage gaze and never said anything about temps. They just wanted clean pee. We figured that out through trial and error.

A good workaround if they actually check temps though would be Hot Hands. You could heat up Urine quickly with it.
Carry one of those small digital meat thermometers in your pocket (10$ at any Wal-Mart) if you want a perfect temp. Just remember it's a liquid. It'll heat up faster than it cools down when it hits that 70 degree mark.
 
The Elvis

The Elvis

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I let it sit in a HOT cup of water for about 2 minutes and stuffed it up my vagina. Let me tell you... it's really fucking hard to get a condom filled with liquid up there. I tried everything but I couldn't get the whole thing up there..

Cupcake nextime just go to the liqueur store and buy and single shot bottle with a plastic top. that hold piss much better, and tap water on the hot side of your sink runs about 112F so buy a coffee thurmo and drop the piss bottle in it with the hot water . drive yourself to the piss station and take it out and just put it in your panties.. it will stay hot no need to shove things like pee in your JJ ... those little shot bottle are spot on for the correct amount of piss need to fill the line... your poor JJ.. bongsmilie
 
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