You are winning this week muh friend. Cheers fucker.Loc show fasho
Fuck dude that sounds so disingenuous. Isn't there a way I can lie to them both so that I don't walk away feeling like a total liar?Fuck man, id have gone for door number three. Or two, whatever go out with both of them is, with a catch. Split the night in two. Tell both of them that you only have a small amount of time. That way you have to leave and which ever one, or both, are giving you the...i want some kind of infection cause ill do it without a condom look, then you can pick one ftw. And even if you do something like dip a finger under some jean shorts and get slapped....well theres always the other one.
#almostlast time I got two blowjobs I almost threw up from the taste.
So you're saying he should pick me? You hear that Pinny?I'd say go for the one that swallows...
Marry an ex hooker.Been a rough past few weeks for me. I could really use two blowjobs in one night.
When you're not drinking dos equis...Two heads are better than one my friend.
Sounds expensive, homie.Marry an ex hooker.
Nah- remember the old saying; you don't pay a hooker to show up and Fuck you, you pay her to go away afterwards. So if she isn't going away, you can skip spending the extra coin!Sounds expensive, homie.