I did it!!!

Nubiewithboobies

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Well, it was a fun and successful journey with y'all. Still a newbie, but I've learned so much and I'd like to that all of you who gave me good advice, solid belly laughs and personal and immediate friendly answers. I checked my trichomes and I had beautiful colors from swirly milkliness to cloudy amber. I dried them, pruned over a screen and am curing. I got 33.8 dry grams from 2 autos that I pulled a week or so early so I didn't lose em to bid rot!!! Go me!
 

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Lordhooha

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Well, it was a fun and successful journey with y'all. Still a newbie, but I've learned so much and I'd like to that all of you who gave me good advice, solid belly laughs and personal and immediate friendly answers. I checked my trichomes and I had beautiful colors from swirly milkliness to cloudy amber. I dried them, pruned over a screen and am curing. I got 33.8 dry grams from 2 autos that I pulled a week or so early so I didn't lose em to bid rot!!! Go me!
First I’ll be honest and say you suck at taking pictures. Second those were pulled way too early more then a week looking at the one with your head in it. 33 Grams for two plants is well not much of anything. But good job getting to that point.
are you planning on an indoor grow next? You have much to learn.
 

Alter Jean

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Look at me. Now look at your plants. Now look back at me.
I am big and cool and you are not!

33 Grams? Are you serious? I pull 33 Grams out of a solo cup with my super high tech grows. You need to learn faster and be commercial otherwise you'll be left in the dust noob. Why grow cannabis if you're not going to live off of it? Dumby

JK. Just tranlating the Chadionian text. Must be that time o' month again.
 

Lordhooha

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Look at me. Now look at your plants. Now look back at me.
I am big and cool and you are not!

33 Grams? Are you serious? I pull 33 Grams out of a solo cup with my super high tech grows. You need to learn faster and be commercial otherwise you'll be left in the dust noob. Why grow cannabis if you're not going to live off of it? Dumby

JK. Just tranlating the Chadionian text. Must be that time o' month again.
Nah just keeping expectations in reality. With outdoor your should be able to easily pull a good chuck of weight with little to no effort. doing an outdoor plant and getting 33 grams even if I didn’t touch it would make me sad. Outdoor is a set it and forget it for me until it’s ready to come down. She got bad advise from the start from her “grower friend” and hurt her a lot. I don’t care if your high tech low tech or flat out ghetto realistic expectations are needed so you can have a benchmark. Plus for not being an old man with a flip phone she’s pretty bad at taking pics unless it’s selfie mode lol.
 

StonedGardener

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Look at me. Now look at your plants. Now look back at me.
I am big and cool and you are not!

33 Grams? Are you serious? I pull 33 Grams out of a solo cup with my super high tech grows. You need to learn faster and be commercial otherwise you'll be left in the dust noob. Why grow cannabis if you're not going to live off of it? Dumby

JK. Just tranlating the Chadionian text. Must be that time o' month again.
Never heard of "Chadionian ", is it Chinese?......kinda harsh for a very happy newbie..., hey, I can get in them moods too......curious about the text.....if ya got time.
 

Nubiewithboobies

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First I’ll be honest and say you suck at taking pictures. Second those were pulled way too early more then a week looking at the one with your head in it. 33 Grams for two plants is well not much of anything. But good job getting to that point.
are you planning on an indoor grow next? You have much to learn.
Yes, I am planning on indoor. I live in NY and this summer was unpredictable. I pulled them bc I had bud rot starting and caterpillars eating. I didn't wanna lose them. My trichomes were the right colors...and the time to harvest was in the range....It was my first grow. It def gets me stoned. It's not me that takes bad pics, it's my camera has moisture in it bc it's cracked... I'm thick skinned, but being a first timer I obviously have a lot to learn, maybe gimme some pointers instead of just telling me I pretty much sucked at it... I've learned everything I know from ppl here and suggestions to other links. I might not be great but I certainly believe I put a ton of effort into research, trial and error.
 

Nubiewithboobies

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Look at me. Now look at your plants. Now look back at me.
I am big and cool and you are not!

33 Grams? Are you serious? I pull 33 Grams out of a solo cup with my super high tech grows. You need to learn faster and be commercial otherwise you'll be left in the dust noob. Why grow cannabis if you're not going to live off of it? Dumby

JK. Just tranlating the Chadionian text. Must be that time o' month again.
Little do you know ...my 4 year old actually grew those. Hes a cannabis savant, can't even talk yet but did awesome for being 4. I, on the other hand, am a Jedi knight and my operation is huge. Like bigly huge. And telling anyone about it will upset Chewbacca and that's the last thing I need right now.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Look at me. Now look at your plants. Now look back at me.
I am big and cool and you are not!

33 Grams? Are you serious? I pull 33 Grams out of a solo cup with my super high tech grows. You need to learn faster and be commercial otherwise you'll be left in the dust noob. Why grow cannabis if you're not going to live off of it? Dumby

JK. Just tranlating the Chadionian text. Must be that time o' month again.
I have my atlas open. Where is Chadion?
 

Nubiewithboobies

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First I’ll be honest and say you suck at taking pictures. Second those were pulled way too early more then a week looking at the one with your head in it. 33 Grams for two plants is well not much of anything. But good job getting to that point.
are you planning on an indoor grow next? You have much to learn.
Oh, the one with my head was a few weeks ago. I actually didnt mean to put that in there. Camera only works on selfie mode....
 

DrOgkush

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You did okay for your first time. Don’t do it a second time. Then it looks bad on you.
Bud rot. Worms. Over handling. That alone will turn your trichomes colors. Even at 6 weeks. It’s really best to let the plant from the naked eye look done before you get into the micro shit. But again congrats to a first time harvest. That’s fucking rare. I’m not even a first time harvester. Prolly 3 tries before succeeding myself. But I started at 16 as well. Didn’t have much more than old heads from the 70s to help. USE THIS SITE on a weekly journal. Listen to the seasoned vets here. You’ll be fine next outing.
 

Nubiewithboobies

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Nah just keeping expectations in reality. With outdoor your should be able to easily pull a good chuck of weight with little to no effort. doing an outdoor plant and getting 33 grams even if I didn’t touch it would make me sad. Outdoor is a set it and forget it for me until it’s ready to come down. She got bad advise from the start from her “grower friend” and hurt her a lot. I don’t care if your high tech low tech or flat out ghetto realistic expectations are needed so you can have a benchmark. Plus for not being an old man with a flip phone she’s pretty bad at taking pics unless it’s selfie mode lol.
It only works on selfie mode. My actual expectation was that I was gonna kill them. I didn't do much to it, only ferted it and pruned. I didn't use pesticides and fukd around with chemistry trying to balance shit....I ended up buying an indoor setup. I want to be good at it, I'm good with other plantlife, I just seriously have no one to mentor me and it's complete trial and error on my end. I don't know what I'm doing, but like everything else in life I grew decent at, I'm self taught by reading and YouTube. I didn't expect to get a pound. I was happy to get an ounce. Y'all were once new at it. I unfortunately live in a state that never actually allowed ppl to advertise in the help wanted section. I have a few ppl I know that are new and have told me what had them not having to buy weed anymore...success at whatever level they succeeded at. I took most advice from y'all. I totally admit I don't really know shit about growing. As a college kid I killed many little cannabis plants. I want to be good. I'll just keep trying.
 
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