I came up with a diet joke when I was high...

I smoked some og-master-kush with my friend, and so we're sitting there uber stoned and he randomly askss me "so are you still on a diet?", and I replied "Yeah, I've had more chicken breast in my mouth than a Roster Pornstar!" haha It was one of those things you just say. I really hope I'm the first person to ever make that statement....well we thought it was hilarious =)

Sorry about the double post. How do you delete a post?

that's sounds dope, I had one once, I think it involved diet sheets.

Diet sheets??/ lol sounds funny already

"you're so fat you need diet sheets"

that's about it >
we always picked on this one kid who liked to play basketball with us.