I am going to be a politician. Please vote for alternative dude who makes sense

i should head to LA for the begin of my attempt to be president. I am a great public speaker. I dont want donations, i just want to help

people wont vote for me. alright. waste of time, i get it. have fun arguing about the current crop of puppet losers
 
Dr Kynes said:
i must now accuse you of being an avian-supremacist. is Bernie the Brewer less of a mascot than that filthy bird?
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Good Day Sir!


I Said Good Day!!
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Being from the Milwaukee area
We all know even though he keeps it in the closet
Bernie the Brewer is gay and gazes upon the racing sausages with lust in his eyes
Yet we still trust him to play with our kids
 
ChesusRice said:
Being from the Milwaukee area
We all know even though he keeps it in the closet
Bernie the Brewer is gay and gazes upon the racing sausages with lust in his eyes
Yet we still trust him to play with our kids
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it's all good homey. he can swing his bratwurst in whichever direction two consenting adults may prefer. i am not hating on susagelovers, i just happen to like tacos.
 
Dr Kynes said:
it's all good homey. he can swing his bratwurst in whichever direction two consenting adults may prefer. i am not hating on susagelovers, i just happen to like tacos.
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dtp5150 said:
yes. I am going to become a politician. I might even start a religion. A politician religion.



i am educated, can debate anyone under the table, and the sadly demonstrated ability of our current members of elected office has got me pissed

so if u see a dark skinned stoner preaching facts: dont be scurred vote for him
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Will you change your mind about freedom of speech? Have you decided its a good thing yet?

secondly..


Does this new campaign have anything to do with your sig?



lastly...

Do you plan as the current politicians to lie profusely, do one thing and say another, sellout to big corporations and also to continue to steal, murder, and enslave the general populace over bits of vegetation?
 
deprave said:
Will you change your mind about freedom of speech? Have you decided its a good thing yet?

secondly..


Does this new campaign have anything to do with your sig?



lastly...

Do you plan as the current politicians to lie profusely, do one thing and say another, sellout to big corporations and also to continue to steal, murder, and enslave the general populace over bits of vegetation?
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As future President I promise that I will never lie except for : 1-protecting my extra-marital sex privacy 2-hiding my pass from my elector 3-insensating the same people to vote for me again 4-starting unfair wars with other countrys to take theirs resources 5-when I'll cros my finger in my back
 
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