How to smoke a pipe on a plane...

My best friend was flying to the states. On boarding the plane one of the air hostesses took him to one side, into the toilet....and staked up a pipe of herb!!
All you have to do is make sure you can get it down in one hit, put your head near the (clean) toilet bowl, and flush it. The air suction takes all that illegality away where no one will ever smell it.
(I wouldn't of believed it had I not known him 30 years, and I've seen weirder things happen to him.)
Of course, you may well have to be an air hostess to get your weed on the plane...

Was he on Jamaican Airlines?

Just out of the blue huh... grabbed him by the arm and pulled him in assuming hes not a under cover, or maybe a air Marshall, or maybe even a off duty cop of worse a fed...
Random stranger Hmmmmm awesome how she also just assumed he smokes bud. Hmmm.... I'm just saying..

Did your best friend give the air hostess something to smoke? It's only polite ... cn

suTraGrow said:

Just out of the blue huh... grabbed him by the arm and pulled him in assuming hes not a under cover, or maybe a air Marshall, or maybe even a off duty cop of worse a fed...
Random stranger Hmmmmm awesome how she also just assumed he smokes bud. Hmmm.... I'm just saying..

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If you knew what he looked like....

So the flight attendant was holding herb and a piece to puff out of? Where was he departing from and what was his destination? Might have to book some tickets

sworth said:

If you knew what he looked like....

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Didn't know there is a specific look air marshalls, off duty cops/feds/ undercover had.. You'd assume they would want to blend in with the rest of G.P?? No hmm maybe just me then.. well alright then this was fun.

sworth said:

If you knew what he looked like....

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suTraGrow said:

Didn't know there is a specific look air marshalls, off duty cops/feds/ undercover had.. You'd assume they would want to blend in with the rest of G.P?? No hmm maybe just me then.. well alright then this was fun.

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I can spot a CIA guy with fake dreads all day, but that's just me then.

dirtyho1968 said:

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Could be his Father! lol! Or himself in 20 years

having your head that close to the toilet bowl theres a good chance your gonna get a splash of toilet water up in your face haha cool story though.

i'm thinking of the scene from zack and miri make a porno where seth rogens like ''there's poo in there'' haha (i know you said a clean toilet but still)

un named said:

having your head that close to the toilet bowl theres a good chance your gonna get a splash of toilet water up in your face haha cool story though.

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Yes what he didn't mention is that you place your lips to the bottom of the toilet bowl and blow the smoke in while pushing the flush button.

You could get your face sucked right off if that thing opened to dump...lol

Flight attendants get drug tested..FYI...at least the 3 in my family do. All different airlines too.

I'm sceptical, but It's plausible. It really isn't hard to get ganja on a plane. But the attendant did take a massive risk- I think she may have gotten more of a kick out of taking the unsuspecting passenger than from the weed lol

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Just go a head and light up In your seat.

sworth said:

My best friend was flying to the states. On boarding the plane one of the air hostesses took him to one side, into the toilet....and staked up a pipe of herb!!
All you have to do is make sure you can get it down in one hit, put your head near the (clean) toilet bowl, and flush it. The air suction takes all that illegality away where no one will ever smell it.
(I wouldn't of believed it had I not known him 30 years, and I've seen weirder things happen to him.)
Of course, you may well have to be an air hostess to get your weed on the plane...

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i think your friend has been smoking too much barneys farm pineapple chunk, with a thc level of 25% he has been flying high with the air hostess in his dreams.
did she also give him a good cock sucking while she was in there with him.

my god your friend must think you are as mad as a brush and will believe anything.

i only worked on the railway occasionaly as a trackside drain layer when i worked for inverclyde land and marine, we had to regularly inspect and repair flood risk areas in scotland, and we were regularly asked for urine samples to check for drugs in our system, and if there was an accident we were obliged to offer breath samples for alcohol in our system, which i may add is a sackable offence for either.
the alcohol limit in the uk for driving is 35mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood, on the railway no matter your occupation on the infrastructure the alcohol limit is only 24mg per 100ml of blood.
i take it airlines do not bother, i dont think so.