How to pass a drug test.

1993stoner

Active Member
Passed it. I was afraid the pee was going to be too cold but I guess it wasn't. They had me waiting at least ten minutes before calling me to the bathroom. I think I'm lucky I had my bro pee like a minute before I went in.

I used a condom and I didn't think of this at the time but couldn't you just heat the pee with the light in the bathroom. There were light bulbs above the sink. Just a thought
 

AKronic

Active Member
if you think $16/hr is a hella good job, you gotta raise your standards my man. get a decent vocational cert (journeyman lineman, CDL, Oilfield) pays way more.......anyway i know your in TX and that is prob as good as you will find down there. my minimum wage is $25/hr, when we work state jobs it's more like $40-65/hr. look into gettin a Urinator. and if you lived in the Austin area i'd check out Planet K gifts. they sell synthetic urine, just dont tell them it's for a job or a drug test cuz they wont sell it to you then. just go to any head shop and they usually sell face pee. i always have my Urinator and a bottle of Dr Green's Agent X on my person at all times while im at work. so was it a dip test or did they send it to a lab?
 

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
Passed it. I was afraid the pee was going to be too cold but I guess it wasn't. They had me waiting at least ten minutes before calling me to the bathroom. I think I'm lucky I had my bro pee like a minute before I went in.

I used a condom and I didn't think of this at the time but couldn't you just heat the pee with the light in the bathroom. There were light bulbs above the sink. Just a thought
Theoretically you could but you might overshoot and then you're fucked. No one pisses 105, etc.
 

VLaw214

Member
just get somebody thats clean to pee in a cup for you lol this oldhead i know sells clean piss for like 5 dollars a tube lol

So that works right? I mean my husband has to take a drug test and he is gonna use someone else's urine. I'm just a worrier just because that's what he needs to get the job. He says as long as the temp is body temp and he's thinking of using a thing that has a hose because he always tries to find something that will be close to the body and down his leg to keep the temp right but I get paranoid about just buying some type of container at walmart or walgreens that's flat and has other crap in it. I mean how do u clean it out completely so u can put someone else's clean piss in it and take a chance that it wasn't clean enough? Would that fuck up the test?
 
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