How to make trimming fun

Offer to babysit your sisters younger kids for the cost of feeding them
Give them a crash course on trimming, and tell them if they do it right they will get an Xbox.
Feed them redbull and pizza.
Leave them be for 5-27 hours, depending on yield size.
Send them back home to Mom with no Xbox.
total cost for food and drinks = $0
Having slave... I mean "free" labor, direct from your own trusted nieces and nephews = priceless.

It also helps being the "scary Marine Uncle"... to get them motivated and shit. :bigjoint:
Always tough till I hafta punch the bore lol. Semper Fi from a 22yr FMF Doc.
 
Nah lol. Fleet Marine Force. USMC doesn't waste time standing up a medical section. A few of us Navy guys get pegged early on as Marine Corps assets. And once you've got that tattooed into your service record they own that ass lol.
 
Always tough till I hafta punch the bore lol. Semper Fi from a 22yr FMF Doc.

'RAH you poor fucker!

Cant tell you how many times a Corpsman or Doc got me back on my feet.. even if it was just Motrin and a pep-talk.
One word of advice, dont get your ass attached to a MEU. lol.. its not the safest place for a Corpsman, or anyone for that matter.
 
Last edited:
Why are you guys using orange goo?!?!

Take a fresh razor blade to clean off scissors (keep that ooey gooey goooop for a nice joint or vape break) and then give the scissors a quick ISO spray and wipe. (Then optional, wipe with a disinfectant cloth or water cloth.)


are there ANY trim machines worth it out there? Maybe that aren't ridiculously expensive

https://www.eztrimming.com/product/wander-trimmer/

The idea looks really cool! It sucks that you have to dry WET! And the price is pretty high.
 
Why are you guys using orange goo?!?!

Take a fresh razor blade to clean off scissors (keep that ooey gooey goooop for a nice joint or vape break) and then give the scissors a quick ISO spray and wipe. (Then optional, wipe with a disinfectant cloth or water cloth.)




https://www.eztrimming.com/product/wander-trimmer/

The idea looks really cool! It sucks that you have to dry WET! And the price is pretty high.
I like the orange goo for washing my hands and scissor handles. No sticky left behind, unlike alcohol.
 
I use this: scissorscrubber.jpg

I fill that baby up with food grade ethanol and switch out snips often, so I always have a clean pair. When the ethanol starts to get icky...I pour it into a dish, let it evaporate, and I get free oil for my trouble. I'm one of those weirdos that really likes trimming too. Don't be a hater!...LOL
 
Offer to babysit your sisters younger kids for the cost of feeding them
Give them a crash course on trimming, and tell them if they do it right they will get an Xbox.
Feed them redbull and pizza.
Leave them be for 5-27 hours, depending on yield size.
Send them back home to Mom with no Xbox.
total cost for food and drinks = $0
Having slave... I mean "free" labor, direct from your own trusted nieces and nephews = priceless.

It also helps being the "scary Marine Uncle"... to get them motivated and shit. :bigjoint:
wait, you're a marine?

had no idea
 
Offer to babysit your sisters younger kids for the cost of feeding them
Give them a crash course on trimming, and tell them if they do it right they will get an Xbox.
Feed them redbull and pizza.
Leave them be for 5-27 hours, depending on yield size.
Send them back home to Mom with no Xbox.
total cost for food and drinks = $0
Having slave... I mean "free" labor, direct from your own trusted nieces and nephews = priceless.

It also helps being the "scary Marine Uncle"... to get them motivated and shit. :bigjoint:

What’s up Ricky. Semper Fi
 
Back
Top