How to get a woman to shave the bush?

purplekitty7772008

Well-Known Member
I could go either way, but I'd prefer smooth n clean during all parts of all hours no matter what the day or the month or even if it's Labor Day. I like my womAn feminine and hair FUCKS EVERYTHING UP!!!!
That makes no sense.
So baldness is feminine now?

Just agree with me and wikid and tell her to shave
her hair off because it makes her more feminine.

:lol:

Does your hair fuck you up?

hahahaha. sorry, had to.
 

FuZZyBUDz

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Hello folks we seem to be open to toke and talk about what's on our mind.I have been married over 18 years now.All is good but that long haired bushy puss.She won't give in I want to do it.I'v tried alot.How do you get an older woman to clean up that puss.Or possibly let you do it?

hand her a pair of fiskars ;-)
 

puckfiend

Member
That makes no sense.
So baldness is feminine now?

Just agree with me and wikid and tell her to shave
her hair off because it makes her more feminine.

:lol:

Does your hair fuck you up?

hahahaha. sorry, had to.
I don't know i'm high as a kite but really, like I said, I could o either way I just like it smooth n clean. Hair on the head is normal for women of today's socety. Why do girls take so much offence about subjects involving personal matters....oh wait....your a female! I'm such a fool. I'm kidding, I love women they are some of the nice people I kow are women.

EDIT: i just read this back to myself lol im so dumb when im stoned im using a ps3 controller and get really impatient
 

Stoney McFried

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Guess we tend to take offense when we're presented with double standards and unrealistic expectations. Normal for you may not be normal for someone else.A hairy vagina will be just as "clean" as a bald one if both have been properly washed.
I don't know i'm high as a kite but really, like I said, I could o either way I just like it smooth n clean. Hair on the head is normal for women of today's socety. Why do girls take so much offence about subjects involving personal matters....oh wait....your a female! I'm such a fool. I'm kidding, I love women they are some of the nice people I kow are women.
 

purplekitty7772008

Well-Known Member
I don't know i'm high as a kite but really, like I said, I could o either way I just like it smooth n clean. Hair on the head is normal for women of today's socety. Why do girls take so much offence about subjects involving personal matters....oh wait....your a female! I'm such a fool. I'm kidding, I love women they are some of the nice people I kow are women.

EDIT: i just read this back to myself lol im so dumb when im stoned im using a ps3 controller and get really impatient
I agree with Stoney
 

shrigpiece

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i have to say how does no hair make a woman feminine? more like make her more childlike!:dunce: weird,.. stop hating bush dudes whae are you homos, gay men shave there balls stick to them if you hate bush!:lol: babushka is a great word
 

sir rance alot

Active Member
If ya dont like hair........just move on to the 20 something chicks....

Dont mean to generalize but........If you were an adult during the great porn of the 80's , you are more inclined to like a woman who looks like a woman. (with a nice bush)

If you were born in the 80's.......your still just a child and of course you would prefer a child like pussy.... No harm there...

Its just like some dudes actually think that a tone muscular woman with 6pack abs is sexy......( its nasty.....not sexy)

Point is......women should look like women....children should look like children... and adults should stick with adults....

If you like the 5 foot 6.......105 pound....clean shaven chick with more testosterone than you....go to your local gym.....

If you want a real, genuine, and sexy chick......go to your local deli....
 

prebs

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Its just easier and more pleasent for both parties if theyre both either shaven or trimmed. Im sure you wouldnt want a guy down on you and have a hair caught in his teeth and ripped out
 

Stoney McFried

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Dude seriously.That whole easier and more pleasant schtick is just bull.If someone wants to do it on their own, fine.But don't try to tell them it's cleaner,easier, whatever, cuz it isn't true.In fact, shaving can invite more bacterial growth because of irritation. How in the hell would a guy get a pube wedged so far between his teeth that he actually ripped it out unless he was chewing that poor pussy like a Granny Smith apple? If a guy has trouble guiding himself in just because there's a little hair,he's got no business fucking anyway. All these guys whining how they won't eat a hairy pussy...sheesh...News Flash....if you're gonna eat her pussy,IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. News Flash number two: A lot of guys who think they're great at eating pussy and act like the girl should feel privileged to have him down there really don't know what the hell they're doing anyway.I speak from experience here...some guys need to go home and hang up their dick and take up knitting.:lol:
Its just easier and more pleasent for both parties if theyre both either shaven or trimmed. Im sure you wouldnt want a guy down on you and have a hair caught in his teeth and ripped out
 

shrigpiece

Well-Known Member
Dude seriously.That whole easier and more pleasant schtick is just bull.If someone wants to do it on their own, fine.But don't try to tell them it's cleaner,easier, whatever, cuz it isn't true.In fact, shaving can invite more bacterial growth because of irritation. How in the hell would a guy get a pube wedged so far between his teeth that he actually ripped it out unless he was chewing that poor pussy like a Granny Smith apple? If a guy has trouble guiding himself in just because there's a little hair,he's got no business fucking anyway. All these guys whining how they won't eat a hairy pussy...sheesh...News Flash....if you're gonna eat her pussy,IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. News Flash number two: A lot of guys who think they're great at eating pussy and act like the girl should feel privileged to have him down there really don't know what the hell they're doing anyway.I speak from experience here...some guys need to go home and hang up their dick and take up knitting.:lol:
this brings to light why these guys are eating the pubic area:lol:
 

sir rance alot

Active Member
LMAO......hang it up....take up knitting... I step out, smoke a bowl and now..............damn, this is some funny stuff...

Keep it going ladies and gentlemen.... This is better than daytime television anyday..
 

shrigpiece

Well-Known Member
Dude seriously.That whole easier and more pleasant schtick is just bull.If someone wants to do it on their own, fine.But don't try to tell them it's cleaner,easier, whatever, cuz it isn't true.In fact, shaving can invite more bacterial growth because of irritation. How in the hell would a guy get a pube wedged so far between his teeth that he actually ripped it out unless he was chewing that poor pussy like a Granny Smith apple? If a guy has trouble guiding himself in just because there's a little hair,he's got no business fucking anyway. All these guys whining how they won't eat a hairy pussy...sheesh...News Flash....if you're gonna eat her pussy,IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. News Flash number two: A lot of guys who think they're great at eating pussy and act like the girl should feel privileged to have him down there really don't know what the hell they're doing anyway.I speak from experience here...some guys need to go home and hang up their dick and take up knitting.:lol:
maybe they have run out of knitting wool. bush is a alternative....
 

sir rance alot

Active Member
I just realized......what the hell my life has come to.... I am engaging in discussion about shaving bushes that i will never get to see... what the hell?

It almost makes me wish I had to work.....Nah, this is way more fun.
 

sir rance alot

Active Member
If all of you get a chance to come to Florida......let me know, I will have a barbeque and we can discuss this further...


I got the smoke.....
 
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