How old is your underwear?

I just did my laundry and had an idea... ya see, I have this pair of boxer shorts (underwear) that i have had since high school. I graduated in 1996, and they are still being worn! I have shit them, spooged in them, and pissed them, but they still are my favorite... but the end is coming soon. I noticed that the elastic band is starting to give up. I figure that they are close to 17 years old! I do have other newer pairs, but the old ones are my favorite, by far.

Shiiiiiit....Show me some boxers than can last 17 years...I think I retired my oldest pair a couple years ago, and that one was probably close to 10 years old...Now all my boxers have been purchased in the past couple years.


What a weird topic for a thread...I like it...lol

probably like less then 6 months old....:/
Edit: i have an underwear thing, i like to buy lots LOOL

Metasynth said:

Shiiiiiit....Show me some boxers than can last 17 years...

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trust me, you DON'T want to see these... Joe Boxer brand from JC Penny's from like '95. Red and black flannel...

sunni said:

probably like less then 6 months old....:/

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Me too. I tend be rather rough with my clothing. Underwear doesn't last long.

I buy underweare like I buy gum.Somthing about a new fitting pair of boxers.

I LOVE new socks and underwear..

Carne Seca said:

Me too. I tend be rather rough with my clothing. Underwear doesn't last long.

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Hardass. cn

I subscribe to the Cosby Doctrine. A ring of elastic with tatters of cloth? "See?? It's still good!" cn

Hepheastus420 said:

I LOVE new socks and underwear..

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lol..it's just something about it.

cannabineer said:

Hardass. cn

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Bony ass. LOL

Carne Seca said:

Me too. I tend be rather rough with my clothing. Underwear doesn't last long.

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Please tell me there isn't a suspended barrel somewhere in this story.

guys only throw away underwear if it doesnt fit right. the good underwear we wear until it turns to dust.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Please tell me there isn't a suspended barrel somewhere in this story.

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Nope. Just a very active lifestyle fraught with snags and trip wires.

smoke and coke said:

Straight guys only throw away underwear if it doesnt fit right. the good underwear we wear until it turns to dust.

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Fixed it for you.

Until they become a gossamer thread trailing behind...

MojoRison said:

Until they become a gossamer thread trailing behind...

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You're just stringin us along. I knew it. No worries; I'm waisted. cn

^^^ I could have said, until they become a web of lies

Trying to emulate our witty bear I googled "Gossamer underwear" images for a funny pic to post.

Oops - - should not have done that.
Its a banana hammock parade there.

I always lose my underwear after a few months, I think some underwear gnomes are stalking me.

Trolling said:

I always lose my underwear after a few months, I think some underwear gnomes are stalking me.

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I think they make a medicated shampoo for that..