smokersteve
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All you guys and your if she's cute comments. When will you learn "head doesn't have a face it has a hairstyle"
How much weed is a blowjob worth?
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All you guys and your if she's cute comments. When will you learn "head doesn't have a face it has a hairstyle"fukjimjones
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My wife, sister in law, her husband, and me got into a long conversation about this last night, with an open bag of fresh stuff and a bottle of Jack. The two of them proved to me, yet again, women are just as crude and nasty as us men.
They agreed on the following pay scale.
Two ounces for the "Smiling Facial" someone brought up earlier in the thread.
One ounce to swallow
1/2 ounce to spit
1/8 for a pearl necklace
Free "smiling facial" if the guy would give them a long romantic kiss right afterward. This one had both us guys clutching our ribs from the pain of laughing so damn long and hard.
OR
The guy could have his choice from the list above, eat her pussy first and take off a gram for every time she cums.
By the Way...
I have to admit I never got the whole facial thing. Why would you pull out your shlong just as you nut? Then last night after WAY too much liquor I found out. Whoever brought that up I owe you a really fat blunt.
They agreed on the following pay scale.
Two ounces for the "Smiling Facial" someone brought up earlier in the thread.
One ounce to swallow
1/2 ounce to spit
1/8 for a pearl necklace
Free "smiling facial" if the guy would give them a long romantic kiss right afterward. This one had both us guys clutching our ribs from the pain of laughing so damn long and hard.
OR
The guy could have his choice from the list above, eat her pussy first and take off a gram for every time she cums.
By the Way...
I have to admit I never got the whole facial thing. Why would you pull out your shlong just as you nut? Then last night after WAY too much liquor I found out. Whoever brought that up I owe you a really fat blunt.
WeeGogs
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i used to work with this old guy about 62 years old on building sites all over scotland we were ground workers, anyway he was the boss and said to me, right thats the shuttering ready to pour the concrete, its 10 to 1 and the concrete will be here at half one, get your dinner and we will pour it after dinner. he said he was off to the little brothel round the corner for a shag and would be back soon.
he disappeared and came walking back on site about 1.30 with a pair of long johns draped over his shoulder and his hair was a right mess.
i asked...."what happened"
(he spoke with a right scots glaswegian accent this guy).
he said..." a went tae the door and this auld wumin answered",
and he stumbled back shoutin "its no you is it"
she said "naw its no me just go in that room and get yersel ready she will be in tae see ye in 5 minutes"
so he got undressed and lay on the bed, he feel asleep and 25 minutes passed.
the whore walked in after 25 mins and woke him up and said ok pal whit can a dae for ye
he screamed " is that the fucking time, ye can get yer fucking laughing gear aroond this because ive got fucking concrete coming in 10 minutes "
she sucked his cock and then he got dressed fast as hell and left.
i never asked him what it cost him but, i was fucking pissing myself laughing when he told me.
she probably stung him for about £100 for 10 minutes of slobbering on his wrinkly old cock.
he disappeared and came walking back on site about 1.30 with a pair of long johns draped over his shoulder and his hair was a right mess.
i asked...."what happened"
(he spoke with a right scots glaswegian accent this guy).
he said..." a went tae the door and this auld wumin answered",
and he stumbled back shoutin "its no you is it"
she said "naw its no me just go in that room and get yersel ready she will be in tae see ye in 5 minutes"
so he got undressed and lay on the bed, he feel asleep and 25 minutes passed.
the whore walked in after 25 mins and woke him up and said ok pal whit can a dae for ye
he screamed " is that the fucking time, ye can get yer fucking laughing gear aroond this because ive got fucking concrete coming in 10 minutes "
she sucked his cock and then he got dressed fast as hell and left.
i never asked him what it cost him but, i was fucking pissing myself laughing when he told me.
she probably stung him for about £100 for 10 minutes of slobbering on his wrinkly old cock.
superjoint
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shit my girl does it for free ,and she swallows,but Id say if your gonna pay , an 1/8 is all its worth no matter what
cannabineer
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Is she available Monday? cn
superjoint
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sorry I dont share
moodster
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thats not what she said LOL
WeeGogs
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LOL @ "fucking laughing gear" !!
superjoint
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@Weegogs ---man, Im pretty sure you could get a hooker way cheaper than that
Originally Posted: Wed, 4 Nov 10:03 PST
[h=2]BJ for Bus Pass?[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2009-11-04, 10:03AM PST
[HR][/HR]
First of all, when you asked me how i was doing and i said "alright" i was lying. in actuality i was trippin' hard off a really strong pot cookie. how strong? let's just say i'd been skipping the previous buses because i couldn't figure out how to stand up without my eyes falling out of their sockets. add in the factor that my hearing isn't so good from spending way too much money on concerts and i couldn't really understand what you were mumbling when you whispered, "blow you for a bus pass?"
I feel bad now for making you repeat yourself like 3 times and still not understanding what the hell you were talking about - I mean, yeah, I understood you needed money for bus fare, but i couldn't quite wrap my brain around the fact that you were offering fellatio in exchange. I mean, it's only four fucking dollars - you could very easily scrounge that up by just asking for spare change. Or were you actually trying to hustle up a transfer too?
Either way, I said something like "sorry, can't help you," cuz' i was having a hard enough time trying not to melt down every time the train whistle went off. it then dawned on me what you'd been getting at and i got so nervous and nauseous i had to go sit down. it was a weird combination of disgust, panic, and arousal - like, well, i've never been with a guy, and under choicer circumstances would probably prefer a regular out of the closet healthy moe in designer jeans, and maybe it's the pot talking, but maybe i could be into this. like, where would we go? an alleyway or bathroom? i can't imagine even keeping it up under such a scenario, and like, would you bring a rubber, and that wouldn't even necessarily protect me from genital warts, herpes, or what-not. I mean, what's the etiquette here?
either way, the prospect of bartering a bus pass for a BJ from a stranger in or around a public place was just the kind of random sleazy offer a guy spaced out on massive quantities of THC needs to round out his day. considering the spousal unit goes down on me maybe twice a year if i'm lucky, i probably should have said what the hell and saved you the trouble of approaching other men. that, or just given you the freakin' money no strings attached. hope you found a ride.
[h=2]BJ for Bus Pass?[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2009-11-04, 10:03AM PST
[HR][/HR]
First of all, when you asked me how i was doing and i said "alright" i was lying. in actuality i was trippin' hard off a really strong pot cookie. how strong? let's just say i'd been skipping the previous buses because i couldn't figure out how to stand up without my eyes falling out of their sockets. add in the factor that my hearing isn't so good from spending way too much money on concerts and i couldn't really understand what you were mumbling when you whispered, "blow you for a bus pass?"
I feel bad now for making you repeat yourself like 3 times and still not understanding what the hell you were talking about - I mean, yeah, I understood you needed money for bus fare, but i couldn't quite wrap my brain around the fact that you were offering fellatio in exchange. I mean, it's only four fucking dollars - you could very easily scrounge that up by just asking for spare change. Or were you actually trying to hustle up a transfer too?
Either way, I said something like "sorry, can't help you," cuz' i was having a hard enough time trying not to melt down every time the train whistle went off. it then dawned on me what you'd been getting at and i got so nervous and nauseous i had to go sit down. it was a weird combination of disgust, panic, and arousal - like, well, i've never been with a guy, and under choicer circumstances would probably prefer a regular out of the closet healthy moe in designer jeans, and maybe it's the pot talking, but maybe i could be into this. like, where would we go? an alleyway or bathroom? i can't imagine even keeping it up under such a scenario, and like, would you bring a rubber, and that wouldn't even necessarily protect me from genital warts, herpes, or what-not. I mean, what's the etiquette here?
either way, the prospect of bartering a bus pass for a BJ from a stranger in or around a public place was just the kind of random sleazy offer a guy spaced out on massive quantities of THC needs to round out his day. considering the spousal unit goes down on me maybe twice a year if i'm lucky, i probably should have said what the hell and saved you the trouble of approaching other men. that, or just given you the freakin' money no strings attached. hope you found a ride.
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Mellowman2112
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I have a fuckbuddy that is less than half my age and I usually give about 3 grams.
hiluxphantom
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lol i ended up giving her a gram or 2 of reggies and fucking the shit out of her LOL
Da Almighty Jew
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depend on how hot the girl is, and whether she has herpies or aids or not
hiluxphantom
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i didnt catch anything so i figured it worked out in the end
ganjustice
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Suckin dick for weed is a no no...when a bitch starts treat'n weed like crack then...
