How many times a day?

do you watch your weed grow? To many to count. Sometimes for hours

Do you check your plants? At least 20 times a day.

Do you smoke in front of them? Yes. They know what this relationship is. I take care of them, fatten them up, give them the best life possible and then have my way with them. They need to know what is at the end.

The last one.... When I pointed out to my wife the plant was watching her smoke weed....... she 1st laughed. Then looked over her shoulder and saw a cola tilted towards her.

She lost it and exited the area

No I dont watch them grow.

I check to make sure the light came on once a day but other than that I only Check on them when I am watering.

No I don't smoke with them.

I check them at least 10x per day, but I stopped watching them grow.

I've been watching paint dry instead, way more fun!

I sometimes feel its rude not to be smoking when doing gardening, and I'm totally with you on the obsessive level watching! And I totally wasnt really going round every plant drying individual leaves after heavy rain the other day!

Do you name your plants?

LukasSativa said:

I sometimes feel its rude not to be smoking when doing gardening, and I'm totally with you on the obsessive level watching! And I totally wasnt really going round every plant drying individual leaves after heavy rain the other day!

Do you name your plants?

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Yoda, green goddess and willy wonka

I beat mine at least a half dozen times a day. Or wait, what are we talking about?

JoeBlow5823 said:

I beat mine at least a half dozen times a day. Or wait, what are we talking about?

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The red-headed step child. You're good.