How many times a day do you shit?

Been having this discussion with people in real life. Some say once per day, though not everyday so like 5 times a week. Others say after every meal.

I say pretty much after every meal, and a few others. I would say I normally poop 4 times every day.

About to go fire off round 1...

why the hell would anyone want to discuss this???? wtf...

Sounds like a shitty subject.

Dude.....LOL

poplars said:

why the hell would anyone want to discuss this???? wtf...

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I second that..nasty ass

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! This is not the thread to open after you just finished a bowl!! Word

Twice a day... for some reason in the morning right after I toke a bowl, it's deuce time. Also like clockwork, everytime I get back from Thai Boxing and have my shake and shower... I gotta deuce hahaha.

But every time I go to shit, I hit a bowl first. Let it kick in while I'm firing off hahahahahahaha



Fucking weird habits are weeeeeeeiiird

I'm with Benassi, like twice a day..... and its like clockwork too... Always when I first wake up, and normally an hour after dinner.

Depends on how much "shit" I ate the night before! An extended munchie session can lead to many trips to the potty.

Once a day

always after the morning bong, and sometimes in the evening if i ate alot my grandma is a nurse, she claims you should go morning and night and it should be solid. If u gotta push, drink more water lmfao

omg people are really talking about shit...

morning after wake and bake...night before I crash.......but but I like to get on the bathroom scales weigh myself.......take a shit and weigh myself again to see how much shit I got rid of...........Well when Im fucking stoned I do it LOL

Matter fact i feel a big one coming on right now.....usually once a day...

The people that are all "oh ew" grow the fuck up, were all adults (should be anyway) and this is a valid topic even if it's not the norm... Even girls are postin in this thread, so everyone needs to chill, because EVERYONE shits. Yea even that hot girl you saw lastnight, she shits too.

Supgee3 said:

Yea even that hot girl you saw lastnight, she shits too.

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ID give a dollar to smell where that came from

Chill out everyone. Shit happens. Why not discuss it? The topic certainly comes up when you live with people, or spend an appreciable amount of time with them.

Oh honey, are you ok?
Yeah just pooping.
Again?! Didn't you poop earlier today?
Yeah. It happens again and again.

I just fired off round 2 for the day.

Supgee3 said:

The people that are all "oh ew" grow the fuck up, were all adults (should be anyway) and this is a valid topic even if it's not the norm... Even girls are postin in this thread, so everyone needs to chill, because EVERYONE shits. Yea even that hot girl you saw lastnight, she shits too.

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Understood everyone shits but its disgusting to sit here and conversate about it..Go to your doctor with that shit.Im grown up and i dont want to hear men talk about shit amongst eachother...Thats immature..

wyteberrywidow said:

Understood everyone shits but its disgusting to sit here and conversate about it..Go to your doctor with that shit.Im grown up and i dont want to hear men talk about shit amongst eachother...Thats immature..

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Then GTFO of the thread.