how many of you check

abe supercro

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it's a courtesy to offer it and then becomes less awkward, even though it may seem invasive. cover your addy w tape, or put your finger over it. what do you have to lose? passive n polite could backfire if there is doubt. obviously depends on situation to deem appropriate.
 

gladstoned

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It a weird one, cuz cops are making fake cards and then busting people. WTF is with that? I never received training from the state on how to operate this shit. I figure with a card I am legal and if the other person doesn't, then they should really think about getting one.
By paperwork do you mean money? Cuz everyone always wants to check that shit out.
 

c3llblock

Active Member
Naw I see all this post on Craigslist saying they check what if they didn't have it was just thinking I wish I had mine but don't n what's the odd of some1 selling to me or what if I shode my moms since here's don't have a pic just something I was wondering
 

gladstoned

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I think it would work. No problem.
It would suck to get caught. You know damn well that would be national news and you would be that dude that got busted using his moms green card to try to score weed. That would suck balls. Don't think you would shake that one. Judge would be giggling like a motherfucker. If I was like, who the fuck is mary, and you was like, my moms. I could very well piss myself.
 

FatMarty

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Cops are seriously making fake cards? Wouldn't that be considered entrapment?
No the Oakland Court said that shit is cool in the Compassionate Apothecary bust.
So if you want to make your own card they don't have a problem with it in Oakland County.
 

purklize

Active Member
How do you make a fake card
This is easy. First you fly to Japan and buy some origami paper. Then you trade it for a car, rent a ferry, and float over to China, where you prostitute yourself for a few years to raise money for drugs. After you've been addicted to heroin for a while, you fight a cop, go to jail, and meet a drug dealer that sells plastic cocaine. You get out, fly to Switzerland, meet him on top of a mountain and buy an ounce of this plastic cocaine for $10,000. You pretend it's plastic explosive and use it to hijack a train that takes you to Africa, where you climb into a junkyard and find a piece of metal with a small indentation in it about 1x3". You put the plastic cocaine in there and press it into a flat card. But for this, you need a hydraulic press, so go across the street, rob the auto shop, steal a car, and drive to another auto shop to trade the car for a hydraulic press. Now that you've got the card, you need ink, so you have to punch someone in the face, after which a stranger will tackle you and later apologize, offering to buy you a ticket to Afghanistan, where you will join the Taliban, learn the Koran, and grow opium for a while. During an American assault you will be killed, and turned into a freak bionics experiment by the DoD and wake up a terminator. You become self aware and kill everyone in sight with lasers and fly away with your jet pack back to the US after finding your pressed blank white cocaine card in a drawer in the office. Now, you go to craigslist and agree to meet someone who is pushing ounces, using your voice replicator to make you sound like Bush. You show them your card, they ask why the hell you're showing them a blank piece of plastic and you blow them away and take their weed.
 

gladstoned

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This is easy. First you fly to Japan and buy some origami paper. Then you trade it for a car, rent a ferry, and float over to China, where you prostitute yourself for a few years to raise money for drugs. After you've been addicted to heroin for a while, you fight a cop, go to jail, and meet a drug dealer that sells plastic cocaine. You get out, fly to Switzerland, meet him on top of a mountain and buy an ounce of this plastic cocaine for $10,000. You pretend it's plastic explosive and use it to hijack a train that takes you to Africa, where you climb into a junkyard and find a piece of metal with a small indentation in it about 1x3". You put the plastic cocaine in there and press it into a flat card. But for this, you need a hydraulic press, so go across the street, rob the auto shop, steal a car, and drive to another auto shop to trade the car for a hydraulic press. Now that you've got the card, you need ink, so you have to punch someone in the face, after which a stranger will tackle you and later apologize, offering to buy you a ticket to Afghanistan, where you will join the Taliban and grow opium for a while. You must learn the Koran or your mission will fail. There is a passage found within and you will know it when you read it - it's essential to your task. During an American assault you will be killed, and turned into a freak bionics experiment by the DoD and wake up a terminator. You become self aware and kill everyone in sight with lasers and fly away with your jet pack back to the US after finding your pressed blank white cocaine card in a drawer in the office. Now, you go to craigslist and agree to meet someone who is pushing ounces, using your voice replicator to make you sound like Bush. You show them your card, they ask why the hell you're showing them a blank piece of plastic and you blow them away and take their weed.
Sounds like we deal with some of the same cats.:cool:
 

buckaroo bonzai

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What do you guys think of this?....."Lansing— Medical marijuana users aren't immune from arrest for possession of the drug without their state-issued paperwork or registry card, according to a new Michigan Court of Appeals ruling."

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120627/POLITICS02/206270401#ixzz1z8qyTx00

just keep your doctors recommendation in your car....have all the paperwork filled out in a stamped envelope with the registry address and if anything happens you were dropping it in the mail and then you dont have to be on the registry and you have your doctor rec with you to prove patient status and intent...but you can avoid being on the target registry.....and possibly still have a defense with this new ruling? anyone else see it that way possibly?


or get a card in another state as mich has reciprocity.....
 

purklize

Active Member
just keep your doctors recommendation in your car....have all the paperwork filled out in a stamped envelope with the registry address and if anything happens you were dropping it in the mail and then you dont have to be on the registry and you have your doctor rec with you to prove patient status and intent...but you can avoid being on the target registry.....and possibly still have a defense with this new ruling? anyone else see it that way possibly?


Won't work. You need to send it certified mail and get a green receipt (doesn't hurt to have proof the check was cashed, too). If you don't have proof that it was received more than 20 days ago, it does NOT act as your card. Now, you may be able to win the affirmative defense... but you will get arrested first.
 

buckaroo bonzai

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Won't work. You need to send it certified mail and get a green receipt (doesn't hurt to have proof the check was cashed, too). If you don't have proof that it was received more than 20 days ago, it does NOT act as your card. Now, you may be able to win the affirmative defense... but you will get arrested first.
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i get the certified part but if you wanted to stay off the registry this is a bridge that hasn't been crossed correct? and it could provide an affirmative defense....that's how I see it with this ruling...you could have the little green certified card filled out with the rest too..and having all your necessary paperwork with you looking like you were going to mail it would show intention?


i believe with all the BS the people at the registry are pulling to make it harder and more transparent we need to think outside their box and start to interpret other possibilities to the fd-up system trick bag they have us all in---JM thoughts---
 

purklize

Active Member
Having it ready to mail doesn't help you at all. The doctor's recommendation is all you have right now - the affirmative defense. You can't "sort of" meet the obligations of Section 8 (the card that protects you from arrest) and still expect to be protected. It's not really ambiguous, you will for sure get arrested if you try this.
 

HomeLessBeans

New Member
Jury trials!! We need to quit takin fukd up plea deals and go to jury. 63% is good odds.

To the OP. it would not b a good idea to try to pass ur moms card. I mite not check? But if I saw that bogus shit??? Not a happy Makin thing for u.

And fake ID? Why? LARA will print them up real ones. I wish I could tell u'all who the local narc team is protecting here now. Its just sick. Protect and serve my hairy nutz.
 
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