How extensive is your criminal background?

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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I mean what would show up if anyone ever checked, not stuff that's off the books that you never got caught for.

I've been arrested once and spent 2-3 days in jail for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia and have had 3 traffic tickets in 10 years of driving, other than that, small, petty shit like climbing on roofs when I was a kid or breaking a window or two

Do we have any ex cons on the boards?
 
Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

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I got asked this once and i said i got arrested on drug and arson charges. When the girl asked "really? Whatd you do?" I said that when the last girl that asked me what i got arrested for, i drug her in the bush and did her arse in ;)...........she didnt laugh...i did....like at the end of the michal jackson thriller video :):):)
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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I got away with EVERYTHING (worth getting away with!). It's pretty easy to sweet talk to cops as far as pot goes around here. They've tolerated it for years already around Seattle. I've been lucky with being drunk, thankfully no DUI or drunk in public...or anything really. I've been a lucky son of a bitch!
 
Orithil

Orithil

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My extensive criminal background is disorderly conduct, followed by a 4 day stint in jail on failure to pay.

That's all. My driving record is so good that I only pay $50 a month for full coverage insurance with my wife on the policy...and she got her license less than 2 years ago.
 
squarepush3r

squarepush3r

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Padawanbater2 said:
I mean what would show up if anyone ever checked, not stuff that's off the books that you never got caught for.

I've been arrested once and spent 2-3 days in jail for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia and have had 3 traffic tickets in 10 years of driving, other than that, small, petty shit like climbing on roofs when I was a kid or breaking a window or two

Do we have any ex cons on the boards?
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nice try, cop :)
 
G

gioua

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Never even had a ticket... not that I have never broken a law.. but thankfully never caught
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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You ask the most sensitive and personal shit Padda. Why would anyone want to know how often I masterbate or how close I crop my pubic hair? I've never put another member on ignore, until today.
 
Stroker

Stroker

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Underage drinking x2
Terrorist threats x1 90 days
DUI x1
Driving after revocation x5 45days
Trespassing x2
Habitual traffic offender x1
Cocaine possession x1

That was 20 plus years ago,I haven't had a ticket in 15 years.
 
swishsweet

swishsweet

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underage drinking... came close to getting caught with mushrooms by a cop but I refused his offer to give me a ride home (im lucky as fuck he frisked my friend who he gave a ride home)
 
match box

match box

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Man I didn't do the last couple but I guess I'll do this one.
From 11 to 17 burglary 2 arrests.
18 to 19 burglary, forgery and burglary and possession of a deadly.

20 to today nothing. No security clearance is possible.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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dannyboy602 said:
You ask the most sensitive and personal shit Padda. Why would anyone want to know how often I masterbate or how close I crop my pubic hair? I've never put another member on ignore, until today.
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Because nobody really gives a fuck what you do for a living or what you had for dinner, they just ask those things because they are socially acceptable.

Why wouldn't someone want to know something socially unacceptable?

Keep living in the mundane
 
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