He would bring you a big batch of nuts to reminisce of that fond moment at ol johnny boy landing lololol.. That's too funny... I worked at a ski resort where a lot of gay guys worked at restaurants.. I was a ski tech and rode my snkwboard all the time ..it was free if u know what ur doing lol... But i had been hit on there a lot and a few other places.. But this one dude use to come into a bar i also worked at and party all the time... Well he always had some BANGIN ass bitches w hinlm.. And he was def fucking em... He was an amazing boarder.. Well i told him we should go take some turns one day when we both get a chance... We made a day during the week when hardly nobody is on the mtn... Just us locals... Well we hit the terrain park up and he was helping me work on riding rails... I use to do drugs a lot and i had some shit on me... I said, lets walk over to the tress and do some shit... He had been acting funny all day to me... I mean ima backwoods hillbilly coal miner ya know.. So i sniff out shit like that pretty quick.. But i shrugged it off... When we went in the tree line i threw my board in some rocks.. Wiped it off.. And was cuttin out a line for us
..all the sudden i see his jacket fly by me and land on the rock.. It about blew the lines off so i turned and said.. Dude wtf be care...... There he was w his dick out.... I swear to fucking god...he knew i had a gf..a fucking fine ass gf at that... I was like... Um...wtf are u doing.. He said he knew why i had him out and it wasnt to ride snowboards.... I turned.. But not w my ass towards him lol.. Did both lines and was like... Dude.. I like u.. But if u dont put ur dick up ima kick ur fucking ass... I guess he though i knew he was bisexual... No.. I didnt... He got super embarrassed and was trying to apologize.. I accepted but we didnt have much to say to each other.. He hopped on the ski lift w me and let me tell u.. That was the most awkward lift ride iv ever had by far lololol... We went our separate ways at the top... Iv honestly only told my x gf about that... So dont feel bad larry... Buuut he doesnt still bring me peanuts kr anything lololol jk