how come it feels like heaven when I am high

Chinity

Member
It feels like I am god when I am high. Feels like I am in heaven. My mind is collinear, its not base on time. Everything happens not in sequences but in a circle, and I am in the middle. So watching movies and stuff is based on memories I had when i was a little kid. Feels fuken amazing. Is like everything is happening in slow motion, I can easily notice something is there immediately for example, the make ups on actors/actress. Anyone get this feel when high too or is it just me?
 

BigNate

Member
My friend said once. When your high, everything around you is most likely going on as it normally does, just everything that normally happens around you is AMPLIFIED x10.

This is how I feel when Im high. I just really enjoy everything I do when Im high. Makes everything so much more interesting.

Smoke on!
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
What background do you have to be able to compare your feelings when high to being god or in heaven? Have you been to heaven before?

ust sou/nds like you're high to me.
 

purpz

Well-Known Member
Because, earth is in space & this is already heaven & hell. Weed helps you feel that feel, man.
 

MojoRison

Well-Known Member
I was going to say that you must have left the vibrator on high, but I'll go with the idea that you're just stoned.
 

lokie

Well-Known Member
I knew we were already in hell,I knew,knew,knew it lol..
hell put up a closed sign.
[h=2]
College Essay on Hell[/h] HELL!!

The following is supposedly an actual question given on the University of
Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of
the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

We accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must
be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving
only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
One of the test thermonukes had a placard on it that read "the HIGH and the MIGHTY". (In probable reference to the then-current John Wayne film ... )
I think it was this one, Bassoon Prime. cn

 
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